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fivethree
Jul 28, 2014
*is 67*

*has 2 kids still in college*

*sits at cubicle and checks 401k account balance: $1.46*

*never bothered to contribute to 401k or any other investment vehicle*

*wife sends a text saying she's excited to retire*

*house needs a new roof*

*goes to employee bathroom and takes entire bottle of tylenol*

fivethree fucked around with this message at 20:23 on Sep 18, 2016

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