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Lavash: I hate you bagel. I hate you because of my religion. Bagel: Well, I also hate you because of your religion. Sausage: Actually, religion is bullshit, but I'm totally not a dick about it, just want you guys to learn the truth, you know, and get along. But religion is definitely bullshit. But weed is good. Baguette: Hon-hon, je suis une baguette. Hon-hon.
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The whole produce section: this thread sucks
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Sep 19, 2016 00:29
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Eat a sexy taco's rear end in a top hat, OP
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Sep 19, 2016 00:30
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Sauerkraut: Heil Hitler
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Sep 19, 2016 00:33
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Oreos: kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill
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Sep 19, 2016 00:35
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Oh you saw hollywood blockbuster Sausage Party starring Seth Rogan! I too saw hollywood blockbuster Sausage Party starring Seth Rogan!
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Sep 19, 2016 00:36
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I suppose, to large predators, we are all sentient food. But I don't live in a supermarket. Who lives in a supermarket? That's daft.
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Sep 19, 2016 00:38
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Meatloaf (an actual meatloaf, which is a type of food that you buy at a supermarket): I am a George W. Bush supporter, but I am more famous for performing the hit song I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That).
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Sep 19, 2016 00:39
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Cheese: Who is John Galt?
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Sep 19, 2016 00:40
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Fruits: We are gay. Twinkie: I am also gay.
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Sep 19, 2016 00:44
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I think therefore I Spam.
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Sep 19, 2016 00:45
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i am pretty darn gay, but i'm not gay enough to watch that movie
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Sep 19, 2016 00:45
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E-coli: "woah, I'm so baked"
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Sep 19, 2016 01:00
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Baked Beans: What the gently caress is a Lavash?
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Sep 19, 2016 01:19
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Racist joke about ethnic food.
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Sep 19, 2016 01:20
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what's scented food?
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Sep 19, 2016 01:23
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Shopper that knows all foods of all ethnicities on planet Earth angry about Baked Beans.
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Sep 19, 2016 01:26
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Memberberries: Member good threads?
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Sep 19, 2016 01:26
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Brussels sprout: Bananas are supposed to be straighter, less bent. Bovril: Naff that, I'm out.
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Sep 19, 2016 01:27
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Banana: I wanna gently caress that cake
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Sep 19, 2016 01:29
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Tomato: I'm not a vegetable, I'm a monster.
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Sep 19, 2016 01:31
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Hot Pockets: Allahu akbar!
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Sep 19, 2016 01:34
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A condom: I'm also sentient, although I am not a food item. No idea loving why. gently caress gently caress gently caress rape.
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Sep 19, 2016 01:34
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A jar of Jif: It's pronounced gif.
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Sep 19, 2016 02:17
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I'm dex dogtective
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Sep 19, 2016 02:18
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PromethiumX posted:The whole produce section: this thread sucks
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Sep 19, 2016 02:20
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Actually, this thread is 83% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes. Which is still topical, because you can buy tomatoes at a supermarket.
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Sep 19, 2016 02:23
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Salt: no one appreciates my being 10 million years old
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Sep 19, 2016 02:35
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Ground Beef, 85% Lean: I am a family of cows, force fed corn and antibiotics and slammed up behind metal barricades in a massive, dystopian superfarm. After death, our flesh and cartilage were swept together and pressed through a mesh.
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Sep 19, 2016 02:50
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some fuckin' beans or some poo poo: gas thread, ban op
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Sep 19, 2016 02:52
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:I'm dex dogtective I'm Cheasel T Weasel
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Sep 19, 2016 03:12
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*Is fried chicken. Twerks.*
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Sep 19, 2016 03:22
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Bag of dried kale: Meat is murder.
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Sep 19, 2016 03:25
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Soylent Green: You WISH I was people now. 
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Sep 19, 2016 03:37
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Miracle Whip: ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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Sep 19, 2016 03:40
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hahahahhahaha what if food smoked weed guys haah
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Sep 19, 2016 03:40
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spotted dick: gently caress me
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Sep 19, 2016 03:44
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Vegetables: don't take us off life support
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Sep 19, 2016 03:49
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Ranch Dressing: I don't belong on pizza. What the gently caress is wrong with you?
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bananas: we look like long lemons :^)
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