The Pit Bull Smegma Needs To Go Away

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best personality for a dog as personified by a Nicholas cage role
	Raising Arizona cage (personal fav of op)
	Face off cage
	Face off cage whilst wearing travoltas face
	Leaving las Vegas cage (rare breed type)
	Con air cage
	Moonstruck cage (handicapable dog)
	Valley girl cage (breakout dog)
	Ghost Rider dog (do NOT set your dog on fire)
	Fast times at ridgemont high cage (when you have a dog for a short time before it dies or runs away and you hardly get to know it)
	Wild at Heart cage (also op fav, lynchian pooch supremacy) (this is also the Goku option, officially)