The Pit Bull Smegma Needs To Go Away

best personality for a dog as personified by a Nicholas cage role
	Raising Arizona cage (personal fav of op)
	Face off cage
	Face off cage whilst wearing travoltas face
	Leaving las Vegas cage (rare breed type)
	Con air cage
	Moonstruck cage (handicapable dog)
	Valley girl cage (breakout dog)
	Ghost Rider dog (do NOT set your dog on fire)
	Fast times at ridgemont high cage (when you have a dog for a short time before it dies or runs away and you hardly get to know it)
	Wild at Heart cage (also op fav, lynchian pooch supremacy) (this is also the Goku option, officially)

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

this is a terrible sequence of events. smegma goes from dinklage to tongue to your face

there's nothing wrong with kisses from your friends and dogs are absolutely the best friends we can have as flawed creatures with no real god or purpose or satisfying family or career prospects so clean your doggie's dork! or deal with stinky cockcheese smeared across your face by a big slimy tongue attached to a stupid noble fuckers grimy poochmouth

Let's use this thread to discuss dogs, our friends, and how best to care for them. Discuss your favorite dog. Doxx your own dog by posting his/her pics itt. Explain what you look for in a dog. Ask questions about dog problems like lil acnes on your pup's lip from using gross plastic bowls instead of nice stainless steel. There's so many cool things about dogs to discuss so a dog smegmathread sounds like a bitchin idea (lol)

I know we have a pet place already but Pen Island is weird and creepy, that bird killer who picked on an autist runs the show around there from what I remember and I have no patience for mean ppl. This is gbs, where we are friends, like dogs, so let's act like dogs and have a good dog thread.

Oh and please answer the poll above! The world is a rocky rough n tumble place but nice polls about dogs are relaxing and informative

# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 05:04

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 02:24

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

well it was a creative writing class, maybe he was just trying to be creative

Imagine poop in your dick crevices

That takes imagination and creativity

Now imagine if he took that mind and focused it on our best friends, dogs

We could have had a worthy sequel to homeward bound

# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 06:17

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Moon Atari posted:

I laughed at the parody thread title, but googling for pictures to accompany it was a little much.

it's called commitment you lazy millennial

# ¿ Sep 20, 2016 13:20

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Orkin Mang posted:

its pitbull jism

I dun think is jism

just a gunky buildup of dog dork detritus

# ¿ Sep 20, 2016 13:21

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Marshall Louis posted:

whats a smegma?

fancy science jargon for dick cheese

uncut mfers tend to be gross as heck and unwashed for lengthy lengths and within their dickhead's lil turtleneck sweater they get a penile equivalent of that grime that turns up under hideous breasts

# ¿ Sep 20, 2016 13:34

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

it is a good word combo, you're right. it also reminds me of "mournful tits" which I also like.

good job on voting, pallies! dog opinions are good

Lil surprised to see no love for moonstruck cage doggies, as lil doggies with missing limbs rolling around on modded skateboards is pupular as heck on line

Deffo not surprised to see Goku david lynchian cage dogs winning. Pitbull are ostensibly the most wild at heart dogs of them all because they are totally a great symbol of their owners' individuality and belief in personal freedom

# ¿ Sep 20, 2016 13:46

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 02:24

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

hank candy sounds like a euphemism for suckin your own dick tbh

# ¿ Sep 20, 2016 16:39