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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
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30c each lets part motheryfuckers

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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
5.7% ABV? Did it come with a complimentary box of tampons?

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Germstore posted:

5.7% ABV? Did it come with a complimentary box of tampons?

No

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Germstore posted:

5.7% ABV? Did it come with a complimentary box of tampons?

This is not a good post.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
It tastes like vodka with springwater with some fruit juice. Not very fizzy or sweet. its delicious.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
id have like to have one of these with my last meal if i were ever to be killed by the government - its tasty

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
I trying to rework my comment without the casual misogyny, but I'm not coming up with anything. Blame society for leaving me so creatively bereft; I am a victim too.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe


Heres ehat i git left

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
why would liquor go out of date?

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
fire's in "the hole" haha

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

Germstore posted:

5.7% ABV? Did it come with a complimentary box of tampons?

for butt-infusing? I don't understand why they would do that

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
there was a praying mantis in my wild turkey once.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Rutibex posted:

why would liquor go out of date?

It's not liquor it's some bitch wine for piss babies

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

notZaar posted:

It's not liquor it's some bitch wine for piss babies

spoekn like a true sober person. take what u get

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

alcopops and ballantines. shameful

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Orkin Mang posted:

spoekn like a true sober person. take what u get

I have enough extra cash where I can get what I want when I feel like getting wasted.

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
I'll be honest OP those drinks look pretty bad.

Most premixed drinks are bad.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Im really enjoying these vodka drinks. theyre delicious

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Isaac posted:

Im really enjoying these vodka drinks. theyre delicious

i drink litres of groin tasting swill

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
how much have u had old bean

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

I bought some discount out of date cider recently and holy poo poo do I not recommend drinking out of date cider. It went down fine but a single bottle resulted in the single most painful vomit of my life.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

notZaar posted:

I have enough extra cash where I can get what I want when I feel like getting wasted.

i wish i was as cool and rich as you

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Im going to bed, enjoy your abolut botaniks: fuckasses

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Isaac posted:

Im going to bed, enjoy your abolut botaniks: fuckasses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



I berried my pear in your mom last night

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

notZaar posted:

It's not liquor it's some bitch wine for piss babies

oh i thought it was vodka, but then i looked. lol 5.7% barely counts as beer up here

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

I drank 12 coors on saturday and was nice and drunk and its basically piss water that you can drink for hours at a time and i drink maybe like 4 times or so a year so in conclusion let the magical farm boy have his fruit vodka drinks

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Isaac posted:

Im going to bed, enjoy your abolut botaniks: fuckasses

goon night benzo prince, your alcohol looks tasty

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

hth posted:

I drank 12 coors on saturday and was nice and drunk and its basically piss water that you can drink for hours at a time and i drink maybe like 4 times or so a year so in conclusion let the magical farm boy have his fruit vodka drinks

Its a great way to consume an extra 1000 calories of carbohydrates

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

notZaar posted:

Its a great way to consume an extra 1000 calories of carbohydrates

hell yeah

and if you do any amount of vigorous physical exercise you wouldn't have to worry about it going straight to your bitchtits

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Actually Google says that alcohol calories aren't carbs which is weird because I though alcohol was made from sugars

autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*
5.7% ?

Congratulations on making a thread about how you bought a couple of bottles of cider.

:golfclap:

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
Yeah you managed to find something gayer than Smirnoff ice OP

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
id buy a assload of those things for 30c :staredog:

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Enfield posted:

id buy a assload of those things for 30c :staredog:

Have you considered hobo wine.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

Have you considered hobo wine.

yes, yes i have

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Enfield posted:

id buy a assload of those things for 30c :staredog:

That's like half a bottle, those tampons don't soak up much.

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

I have eventually drank every cooler left forgotten in my fridge by other peoples' girlfriends, and I will continue to do so every time the opportunity presents itself. Without shame.

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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Any kind of sweet alcoholic drink gives me a whopping headache

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