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I berried my pear in your mom last night
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 15:49 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 23:09 |
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I suck down 2 for 4 appletinis at the sizzler before i go home and stroke my bone to that ep of oprah where she carts out all the fat that got sucked out of her gumhole in a red racer
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2016 03:50 |
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if the phone rings i turn off all the lights
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2016 03:50 |
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sometims i think my wife is still coming back
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2016 04:00 |
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drat why does thi flower taste so old
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2016 12:19 |