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Yes we hire ex-cons sorry that I believe in another chance. Just speak them them and they will CONvince you to make all your lighting dreams come true.  GBS KING  "And the kingin is good!"
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satanic splash-back posted:i'm glad someone was willing to make light of the situation  yeah the situation was pretty dim GBS KING "And the kingin is good!"
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Sep 19, 2016 16:30
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But seriously come down to smashs lamp emporium . As the kids say, It's lit GBS KING "And the kingin is good!"
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Sep 19, 2016 16:31
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Luvcow posted:i just think its messed up that you guys made the interior lights for giant ovens during world war 2, also maybe you should stop your line of nazi helmet themed lamp shades, otherwise your products are really nice and well made Supply and demand my good friend! We can't cut one of our best sellers! It is for historian enthusiasts only not to be used for any propaganda! Applewhite posted:Ask us about our free home  GBS KING "And the kingin is good!"
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Sep 19, 2016 16:35
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Talk to "Brod" for any of your customer service questions!
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Sep 19, 2016 16:36
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Luvcow posted:what about your lamps made from tiger and rhino penis? are those really sustainable building materials or are you contributing to species extinction? Please speak to "brod" GBS KING "And the kingin is good!"
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Sep 19, 2016 16:38
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just want to say i'm very happy with all of my animal penis lamps i've bought, I'm just not sure if i should hide them when my PETA friends come over for tea
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Applewhite posted:Yelp Review: very helpful and courteous employees. I'd like to give a special shout out to the polite young man who helped me find the perfect lamp for my parlor. I don't remember his name but he had a swastika tattooed on his forehead. Reply: Thank you for your purchase but, You're really going to have to be more specific. GBS KING "And the kingin is good!"
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Sep 19, 2016 16:45
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That Robot posted:Yelp review for The Lamp Emporium: Reply: thank you for shopping with us! The lamp emporium is an equal opportunity employer! We hire people of all races and beliefs, what you may have saw was a big foot passage of man hood! Do not be alarmed! GBS KING "And the kingin is good!"
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Sep 19, 2016 17:03
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hth posted:do you have any public restrooms or am i going to have to buy one of your old fashioned bongs We have two public restrooms! One for paying customers and one for non paying! Choose wisely GBS KING "And the kingin is good "
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Sep 19, 2016 18:02
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Nooner posted:"I like lamp" - The Anchored Man LOL Holy poo poo I didn't even think of this! Think he is available for spokesman ship he will have like a candle in the rain and be like "CANDLE WAS A BAD LIGHTING CHOIce!!!" GBS KING "And the kingin is good "
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Sep 19, 2016 18:03
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Applewhite posted:Also who stacks lamps in a pyramid mere inches from the top of the escalator? Even if it were a normal speed escalator people would be hard pressed to dismount without knocking them over. A maverick that's who you don't get on top of the lamp industry but not taking chances!!'nn GBS KING "And the kingin is good "
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Sep 19, 2016 18:45
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Speleothing posted:This is technically not true. The associates have three or four that they pass around for demonstrations. Just ask "brod" for a light hehe, don't worry if he says "sorry I don't smoke!" That's just ol "brod" cutting up! GBS KING "And the kingin is good "
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Sep 19, 2016 18:45
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Nooner posted:does the lamp emporium stock torches as well? I need some for a certain "project" i have in the "works" Of course friend that is in our "vintage" section! Pleasure doing business with a fellow entrepreneur FuhrerHat posted:smash hit smash hi how do i turn off your signature, thank you What signature ??????? GBS KING "And the kingin is good "
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Sep 19, 2016 19:10
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Mozi posted:Neither do men light a candle, and put it under a bushel, but on a candlestick; and it giveth light unto all that are in the house. Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. Matthew, 5:15 and 5:16 We are taking the Bible to the next century!!!!!!!!! GBS KING "And the kingin is good "
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Sep 19, 2016 19:10
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whoflungpoop posted:i bought a lamp from your store and when i got home i noticed it didnt have a lampshade or cord and the guy who carved his name into it had been using it as an ashtray Another satisfied customer!!!!!! GBS KING "And the kingin is good "
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Sep 19, 2016 19:12
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hth posted:I enjoyed the following underwriting I heard on NPR: That sort of publicity ain't cheap!!!! GBS KING "And the kingin is good "
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Mozi posted:King James version? Old hat! - what about 'The Lamp Emporium and Empornium starring GBS King" version? I'm. Building the website!!!!!! GBS KING "And the kingin is good "
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