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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Yelp Review: very helpful and courteous employees. I'd like to give a special shout out to the polite young man who helped me find the perfect lamp for my parlor. I don't remember his name but he had a swastika tattooed on his forehead.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Holy poo poo I didn't even think of this!


Think he is available for spokesman ship he will have like a candle in the rain and be like "CANDLE WAS A BAD LIGHTING CHOIce!!!"




GBS KING
:fyadride:

"And the kingin is good "

"Well that escalated quickly!"
Is what I said after stepping onto the escalator leading to the upper level of your store. I said this because it moves seven or eight times faster than a normal escalator and I was launched off the top into a pyramid of lamps, shattering them comically. I will obviously be shopping there again but until you fix your escalator issue I cannot in good conscience rate your store higher than 12/30 Yelps.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Also who stacks lamps in a pyramid mere inches from the top of the escalator? Even if it were a normal speed escalator people would be hard pressed to dismount without knocking them over.

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