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Yelp review for The Lamp Emporium: I went in to look for a new desk lamp, but as soon as I stepped inside, a saw a bunch of guys surrounding two naked dudes fighting each other with knives. One guy was tossing a knife between his hands while the other held it in his teeth. It looked badass (or "piss") until one guy cut open the other and ate his beating heart. I got a desk lamp for 69 cents. 2/5
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 16:53 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 20:45 |
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Lamp Emporium Election Day Sale: you will get five free damaged lamps to break in the loading dock along with a complimentary bat some of the lamps will have been pissed or shat on, so make sure to not get cut it's an Election Day sale because if you cut your head with glass you'll become a trump supporter
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 18:54 |