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Sex Falcon posted:90% of adulting is cum management loving amen.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 16:32 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 03:39 |
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How 2 "adult": 1. Contemplate mediocrity and the heat death of the universe 2. Drink the pain of existential dread away on the weekends 3. Lift a weight, maybe get some cardio in I dunno I'm not your boss
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 18:02 |
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-GET SUPER BUFF!!!!
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 18:49 |
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-RUB UR BEPIS AGAINST ANOTHER BEPIS
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 18:50 |
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-????
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 18:51 |
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-Play on Ultra-Violence or higher
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 18:51 |
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wear a top hat
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 18:51 |
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"Adulting" is easy once one learns how to become a "Life Hacker"
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 18:54 |
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Move goalposts for "meaningful life" almost every year.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 18:58 |
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Higgy posted:How 2 "adult": 1 and 2 are my approach. Although my lifehack is to drink everyday
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 19:13 |
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You fail at what you set out to do, have an existential crisis and then succumb to fatalistic nihilism which slowly consumes your soul. You also have to listen to Harsh Noise.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 19:17 |
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quote:Ben Schlappig, 26, a travel blogger who lives the life of an upscale-travel nomad — he has no fixed address, preferring to live in hotel rooms — plans to shift most of his spending to his Chase Sapphire Reserve. The card offers triple points on dining and travel spending, the two categories that consume nearly all of Mr. Schlappig’s budget.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 19:22 |
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hahaha what the gently caress
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 19:51 |
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Sitting in the doctors office to prove I'm not an obese piece of poo poo so I can get a small discount on health insurance, but no so much as to offset subsidizing said obese pieces of poo poo. Been here an hour already. This is the only time I ever go to the doctor. I pay thousands for insurance annually
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 19:58 |
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Where does he even get a budget to spend?
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 20:09 |
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Mommy and daddy have enough money that they can get a few $10,000 credit cards no sweat and get an inflated sense of how much they're worth.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 20:18 |
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Kuato posted:1 and 2 are my approach. Although my lifehack is to drink everyday It's not a hack if you use it for its intended purpose.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 20:28 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:you could waste your time trying any of the vast variety of tv dinners the Zatarains are decent if you can find them
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 20:35 |
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Murphy Brownback posted:I don't hate millenials as a whole, just the subset that uses "adult" as a verb and says things like "that hit me right in the childhood". Why the hell do people think their childhood is sacred anyway?
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 20:39 |
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most of the adults i know are less tolerable than I was when I started using the internet in the early 90s so I'd say "adulting" is completely useless as a word at this point
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 20:44 |
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redm posted:most of the adults i know are less tolerable than I was when I started using the internet in the early 90s so I'd say "adulting" is completely useless as a word at this point That is not even remotely true. Early internet age teens were no less insufferable than your garden variety 12 year-old playing Call of Duty yelling racist obscenities and generally being a loving piece of poo poo.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 20:58 |
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Theophany posted:That is not even remotely true. Early internet age teens were no less insufferable than your garden variety 12 year-old playing Call of Duty yelling racist obscenities and generally being a loving piece of poo poo. thanks for lumping me into my peer group there freindo
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 21:16 |
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i'm at work.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 21:23 |
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redm posted:thanks for lumping me into my peer group there freindo *our peer group
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 21:27 |
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You use "to" instead of 2. One step closer. Also being an adult means not complaining about dumb things all the drat time. Seriously stop complaining. You're an adult now.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 21:29 |
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Theophany posted:*our peer group never met you before in my life so sure think whatever you want
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 21:32 |
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im going 2 go adulting in the woods later tonight
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 21:37 |
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numberoneposter posted:im going 2 go adulting in the woods later tonight watch out for "skinwalkers"
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 21:39 |
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redm posted:watch out for "skinwalkers"
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 21:49 |
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numberoneposter posted:they should watch out for me
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 21:53 |
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redm posted:never met you before in my life so sure think whatever you want Google what a peer group is.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 21:56 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 03:39 |
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Adults use a lot of ketchup on their mac and cheese.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 21:57 |