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just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
giant jack was the biggest man that ever lived, they gave him the name "giant jack" and raised him as their own. .one time aunt beru gave him a hand full of dust and said '''

this is your life unless you join the windu clan. make your decision costly. ill await your response in 10 miuntes at the captains bridge quarters"


>you need to use the restroom (#2)

>

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Mukulu
Jul 14, 2006

Stop. Drop. Shut 'em down open up shop.
poo poo myself

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
>please enter code

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
> Enter 823641204621046164934762362362

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
john cougar mellencamp plays on the radio of your old chevy malibu with no top as the rain pelts you and it begins to hinder you ability to operate a motor vehicle at these speeds'

"gently caress!"

?

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
piss on face

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
it begins to hail

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
R2D2: *BEEP BOOP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BOOP*

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
make a lightsaber fleshlight out of dilithium crystals or some dumb poo poo

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
>chunk inventory

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Kuato posted:

R2D2: *BEEP BOOP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BOOP*

cant talk now!!! *rips headset off* we are heading straight down this vsl dsng country road in a snow storwm and ther is at train atr the crossroads to "tunco junction" only some of the boxcar door opnen

there is a ramp to the left and a ramp to your right hand (port side)

which ranmp do you drive onto?

1. left
2?
3. right

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
there is a flux capacitor and a bag of holding involved with the boxcar scenario

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
>right

Tim_the_Enchanter
May 27, 2013

Trusting my Jedi instinct, and odd sexual attraction to even numbers, I set my sights on the ramp to my left, hitting the gas pedal. I give my best Jedi Knight Super Emotional face.

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just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

you mean like "right *rolleyes*?" or like *you are right!"

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Join the windu clan

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

just ray posted:

cant talk now!!! *rips headset off* we are heading straight down this vsl dsng country road in a snow storwm and ther is at train atr the crossroads to "tunco junction" only some of the boxcar door opnen

there is a ramp to the left and a ramp to your right hand (port side)

which ranmp do you drive onto?

1. left
2?
3. right

Think you misinterpreted one of the boops as a beep. It's a common rookie mistake. Please change the choices accordingly though. :colbert:

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
>THE BEEPING CONTINUES!!!!

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


>choke on one fat dick or maybe 2 at once

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

jeff smisek posted:

>choke on one fat dick or maybe 2 at once

nice try [NO TROLLS ALLOOWED}

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
shoot a wamp rat

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

proof of concept posted:

shoot a wamp rat

the wamp rat is completely disintegrated by the "blaster" on the t-42 o r wahver

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
probably tatooine

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Train gay. so what

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
you ojtic e a sand speeder on the distant cave with an old man you looks like poo poo and smells like poo poo

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
offer poo poo man a mint

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
the old piece of "poo poo give you the nano nano sign and then says "this Is thre droids you are looking for" youre all like '
'lets some i.d. mother loving picece of poo poo!" the gentile old man hads over the ildl and the guy is like obirtwptsgh want kanbo or ome poo poo" "obi gently says you can call me obi and disrobes for delousing

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

from my point of view the jedi are evil

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

numberoneposter posted:

from my point of view the jedi are evil

a wookie points at its dick and then points at you and howls

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
this wookie means business. he is getting a big red boner and howling at the top of his lunks while everywone scatters

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
CYOA in GBS!!! Take my 5s and golden manbabies

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Blacktoll posted:

CYOA in GBS!!! Take my 5s and golden manbabies

ok heres some manbabies I guess. I guess tgeres a kije a cantina you are in some wooker has a full mast and is screaming and hoolung

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
watch Shark Tale

FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.
Grimey Drawer
get down w/ some wookienookie i guess

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
a shark tank appears full of hungry nuruse shrks and narwhals

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
there is a dog on a skateboard going really fast and doingollies on top of treian

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
>eat dog

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
the dog in murdered and consumed

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
shoot some more stuff, lets see some action!

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just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

proof of concept posted:

shoot some more stuff, lets see some action!

*kindly old man approaches and ruffle s your hair and says " this arcade game only takes MAGIC tokens" and winks slyly

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