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Namaer
Jun 6, 2004


Please do not make jokes about this it's very serious.

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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Who? :confused:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
drat dude I was rootin for them too. Now they gotta give back all those adopted babies to Africa or whatever. :cripes:

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
they both sold their souls to the illuminati for fame and fortune

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
can i gently caress brad now

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I don't care. My apologies.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
cnn probably had this story 3 days ago but was waiting for someone to mention the nyc terrorist actually did take trips to pakistan and actually was yet another certifiable islamic terrorist

Namaer
Jun 6, 2004


Darth123123 posted:

can i gently caress brad now

he needs it, bad.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Nooooo! Are they gonna lose the deposit on those kids?

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax
So she's single? :q:

With six kids. :smith:

And an nine digit bank account :homebrew:

Namaer
Jun 6, 2004


Toilet Shoes posted:

So she's single? :q:

With six kids. :smith:

And an nine digit bank account :homebrew:

She got mad at him for smoking weed all the time. Can you ignore when it's 4:20 every day for the rest of your life?

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
i dont believe in love or punctuation anymore

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
im so loving tired of people in general but mostly famous people

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Who cares? We have Christ Pratt and Anna Ferris now and they're not weirdos that make out with their brothers and poo poo.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Namaer posted:

She got mad at him for smoking weed all the time. Can you ignore when it's 4:20 every day for the rest of your life?

nice she's a narc too. no everyday brad will be paranoid of cops

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
at least tim burton stopped shoving helena bonham carter and johnny depp down our throats in every film

LOOK AT THESE GORGEOUS PEOPLE, WE HAVE PLENTY OF FAT UGLY PEOPLE TO WRITE SOME GREAT LINES FOR THEM TO SAY

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
MOTHER loving FRONT PAGE NEWS.

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
remember when brad pitt freed that slave in 12 years a slave? drat give him the nobel luther king junior award

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

dookifex_maximus posted:

at least tim burton stopped shoving helena bonham carter and johnny depp down our throats in every film

LOOK AT THESE GORGEOUS PEOPLE, WE HAVE PLENTY OF FAT UGLY PEOPLE TO WRITE SOME GREAT LINES FOR THEM TO SAY

And it's only 2/3rds a lie.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
I bet she's wishing she kept her boobs now.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

it was only a matter of time once she cut off them titties

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
we really oughta do like we did in the olden days and sacrifice most of our population doing dumb things like bricking women up into churches or the wickerman

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Shoulda had her do more squats. Unless Brad is NOT an rear end-man. Which, if the case, would make me lose all respect for him.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

dookifex_maximus posted:

bricking women up into churches

That's how you get ants.

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
i heard that brad pitt hung out with dan harmon and dino stamatopolous after they lost the oscar to pixar, so that was kind of cool of him

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

dookifex_maximus posted:

we really oughta do like we did in the olden days and sacrifice most of our population doing dumb things like bricking women up into churches or the wickerman

I say we bring back the Stocks

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stocks

Namaer
Jun 6, 2004



sounds like it's time to invest in stocks. get it?

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
also cool

whatever, just anything to break up the monotony of pretty faces and fancy cars

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
HOLY poo poo YOU GUYS I THINK IM ABOUT TO CARE ABOUT CELEBRITIES

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
false alarm it was a shart

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
If she can't handle him at his worst she doesn't deserve him at his best

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
oh my gosh i totally forgot about her potatoes

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
A pox on both their lands!!!!!!




GBS KING
:fyadride:

"And the kingin is good "

Time Machine
Feb 24, 2006
When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.
Ah well

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Namaer posted:

sounds like it's time to invest in stocks. get it?

idgi

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country
thats sad. i feel bad for their 14 kids

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
Brangelina is going to stop being perfect form now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5laWm_ft8U&t=159s

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Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?



Brangelina

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