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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Lamp emporium liquidation sale!
 
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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
hey buddy ten tons of whale oil just fell off the back of a truck, you interested?

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
canst thou procure me a lamp that shall outshine the very sun itself?!?

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
as long as i can fit it in my trunk you've got a deal!

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Hey Bobby I recommend you get out of my store we ha e a strict no poetry rule




GBS KING
:fyadride:
"and the kingin is STILL good!"

photons streaming outward
shaded by human skin lamp
half off sale today

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
here is a song that i think really embodies what this whole store is about. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome phish!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmanJMW4QzU

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