In First Class drinking whisky

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Haptical Sales Slut: Mar 15, 2010; Age 18 to 49

This is my first time in first class and its super exciting! There's lots of room and blankets and headphones are provided. What sort of unknown amenities should I ask for?

# ¿ Sep 20, 2016 18:39

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Haptical Sales Slut: Mar 15, 2010; Age 18 to 49

Indy posted:

Demand that they fly slower so you get more free drinks

Currently traveling at 400ish mph, but ill slip a note under the captains door asking for booze cruise speed.

Chinatown posted:

get one of those hot moist towles that are somehow the temperature of the sun

I got one and it was very shotty quality, but hot and moist, which is all a man can ask for.

LethalGeek posted:

I'm going to be in first class this winter, which was a big loving surprise to me. What kinda booze should I be looking for to get smashed on since I'm on a redeye?

Order straight whisky, nothing that is mixed. I'm on my third one. They also just handed me a kind bar. I am the king of the skies!

# ¿ Sep 20, 2016 21:37

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