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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
1 i poo poo the bed
2 when I was wiping I got inexplicably covered in poo poo
3 woke up early to see him get shot and he didn't get shot
4 can't get back to sleep

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Some rear end in a top hat who got me a job at a frozen yogurt store that I was laid off from years ago after half a year of work sent me a message today asking if i wanted to go back part time. I have a real and secure career style job now.

I'm cheesed off that anybody would think I'd go back to that level of work and pay. I'm mad that l compulsively lied about every aspect of my current job to make the career reversal seem unlikely. I'm pissed i won't get the outrageous pay($24/hr and PTO) and bonuses/perks that I am already asking for should they want to interview($100 up front) and/or rehire($500 bonus) me.

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