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One of my co workers filled the goddamn communal cremation machine with too many fat animals. Smoked out the whole building. Then when the catch trays caught fire because the dog grease in them got too hot someone hit them with a fire extinguisher and I got speckled with hot liquid dog fat.
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The most cursed part is it smells like frying bacon but you can tell from the smell it's dog. It smells like wet dog and hot dog breath.
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Oct 8, 2023 22:22
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I was gifted a quarter ounce of mushrooms. Before work. On the Monday of my work week.
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Dec 11, 2023 05:41
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Lib and let die posted:I added the term "drat this dead dog is heavy" to the topography of my personal noosphere. My co worker had to take a clay pawprint from a gore soaked decapitated rabies test dog ten minutes ago.
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Dec 13, 2023 01:08
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Handled a customer drop-off today at the pet crematorium. Customers greyhound was let out to pee and after taking a few steps into the Detroit winter went "Man gently caress this it's cold." and ran headfirst into the sliding glass door, breaking his own neck. He then took ten minutes to pass. I heard this story from his owner who's very clearly blaming herself for letting him outside. Really harshing my mellow here.
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Dec 20, 2023 03:52
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Some dumb gently caress put a weighted blanket in their dogs box so we had to clean a pool of molten glass out of the retort.
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Jan 11, 2024 06:41
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My stereo ate a limited run (14 copies) sold out tape today that I never even got to listen to.
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Feb 10, 2024 08:29
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One of my co workers dropped a 60 pound dog down the chute the ashes are supposed to come out of. Theres a large pool of dog grease on the floor and the building smells like Wet Dog Bacon and burned hair.
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Apr 4, 2024 13:47
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Yes.
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Apr 4, 2024 13:53
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This is my sixteenth straight work day.
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Apr 20, 2024 20:17
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