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Scathach posted:another roommate had half my stuff in the living room blocking the door (...) he was halfway through trying to steal my room (...) gently caress that guy he doesn't even pay rent. What on EARTH Do you live on some sort of dystopian outer space planet-mining ship
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Picnic Princess posted:My lungs hurt so much from coughing nonstop for 3 days. I've come so close to throwing up from the force of coughing too. I also need to eat but I have zero appetite and feel nauseous. I wish I could be put in a coma. 
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I grew a beard which I hate but everyone else seems to love, which I guess means I was ugly before, I don't know and that beard plus my bedhead and sleepy eyes makes me look like I orchestrated the 9/11 attacks
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I am almost certainly coming down with a cold. Last night after I got home from work, nasal spray opened me up enough so that I wasn't a total gasper, but this morning, the whole facial breathing apparatus is clumsy and leaky. This will be my first cold with a beard; I've gone clean-shaven all my life until about a month or so ago. This complicates things way more than I had planned for and if I could go home and shave the drat thing off, I would. I'm grumpy about this, too, because tonight was the Halloween party at work (not, like, a cool party or anything; it's more for people to bring their kids, but the camaraderie and goofing off is always a pleasant event) and tomorrow is the chili cookoff which there's no way I'm going to lose unless I'm either too sick to cook/show up OR someone brings in another one of those crockpot dishes that's, like, shredded chicken and cheese whiz and noodles with the word "chili" sloppily and incorrectly affixed to it like the word "TAXI" on the side of the titular love bug in Herbie Goes Bananas (1980) Pastry of the Year has a new favorite as of 12:31 on Oct 26, 2017 |
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Oct 26, 2017 12:28
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Intoluene posted:My last 45 minutes at work were just waiting for a call to drop in. I accomplished nothing in that time. but nothing went wrong in that time, either, which is pretty remarkable whenever human beings are involved
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Oct 27, 2017 11:47
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Slime posted:just use your beard and moustache to absorb snot My cold went away overnight 
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Oct 27, 2017 14:01
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We Know Catheters posted:I poo poo three times today Better out than in.
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Nov 2, 2017 13:17
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InediblePenguin posted:good morning the police are at my house because my 14-year-old sister threw the kitchen table at our mom because she can't go to Dave and Busters because she's grounded for stealing from her teachers at school I stop reading the paper for a few months and Slylock Fox gets loving dark
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Nov 11, 2017 21:27
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Grief is never, ever done with you. You mind says "but this was four years ago," and your heart says "but this was four years ago."
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Sep 21, 2018 01:44
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Captain Invictus posted:Got home from work to find mom with a 100 degree fever, in a lot of pain, and brought her to the emergency room, and we've been sitting here for like 3 hours with no progress waiting, and don't even know what's going on yet. Good poo poo Best wishes to you and your mother. Keep us posted.
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Jan 11, 2019 13:22
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Dear god, man, hang in there. The both of you.
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Jan 12, 2019 12:47
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I met the loveliest cat at a cat cafe on Saturday, and on Tuesday my adoption application was approved. I was scheduled to bring her home this afternoon, but I just found out that she's been diagnosed with an upper respiratory infection and a fever, and she'll need to run a course of antibiotics and get the all-clear from her vet. That'll be about a week or so. I'm glad they caught it, and I know she's being cared for and will be fine, but I was really looking forward to today.
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Apr 25, 2019 15:53
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When you want to reach out to an old friend, but it's been too long because you're a hermetic, lazy person.
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May 28, 2019 23:28
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Captain Invictus posted:Please don't think people are ignoring your situation, because jesus loving christ dude, but, like...I've been trying to type up a response to that multiple times and keep hitting cancel the last few hours and...I can't. There's nothing I can adequately say. I just hope you're with people who care about you and are safe. Goddamn, my condolences. He said a straightforward thing, here, but not an easy thing to say, and I think it speaks for a lot of us.
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Jun 21, 2019 11:06
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child abuse flashbacks in the middle of the night are pretty crappy, it turns out
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Mikl posted:I got mad about video games. 
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Sep 13, 2019 13:38
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Had to say goodbye to my cat today, taken way too loving soon by FIP. That is such a cruel, cruel disease.
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Jan 16, 2020 23:33
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InediblePenguin posted:My car stalled out when I pulled into my parking spot at work this morning and now Ive found out that it's completely dead. The entire engine is blown. No compression on any cylinder. I have no car at all. I also have literally $0 in savings and i don't know what I'm going to do? I don't even know how I'm getting home tonight and back to work tomorrow? I kind of want to just loving die? You don't have PMs. How did things work out for you tonight?
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Feb 19, 2020 02:15
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 she is one year old and I adopted her literally only one month ago if you check goons.xls you will recall that Maggie died in January after a short and terrible fight with FIP, which is supposed to be a rare illness
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Mar 27, 2020 14:01
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Just got back from saying goodbye. She didn't make it.
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Mar 27, 2020 16:26
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Hedrigall posted:It’s the thought that counts As eating only apples pointed out, this doesn't apply when there's clearly not been any kindness aforethought. Don't come into this thread to snipe at people.
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Dec 23, 2020 03:05
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Woke up to a mess alert on my phone and now I’m nearly stress puking. What's a mess alert?
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Ugly In The Morning posted:News alert, sorry, my phone loves to autocorrect poo poo constantly. It needs to make a noise or something when it does that since I never notice. I wasn't being a poo poo; I know you work some rough jobs and didn't know if I'd missed some context. Yeah, we're probably all in for some weird mornings soon.
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