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8 track betamax posted:Welcome to 
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GRANDMA PRIDE I'm proud of you, grandma. Who else has Grandma Pride? 
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Sep 23, 2016 15:32
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| Thank you bill Leif for having the courage to say what we are all thinking | |
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Sep 23, 2016 16:00
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my great grandma (my dad's grandma; a double grandma; a grandma prime) had a cool toy elephant in her living room, a rocking little wooden car in her closet, and - get this! - a FUZZY PINK TOILET COVER! you could KNOCK ME OVER WITH A FEATHER (- a grandma phrase)
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Sep 24, 2016 04:11
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be good and try hard! 
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my grandma has borderline personality disorder and likes to manipulate people
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Sep 24, 2016 04:26
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my grandma owned a realistic statue of a cat that looked ready to pounce that she kept at the end of a hallway one time we went over with a real cat and when she turned the corner into the hall she flew like 5 feet into the air and panicked everyone had a good time laughing at our cats expense |
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Sep 24, 2016 04:33
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Cats can be real big idiots sometimes |
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Sep 24, 2016 12:41
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Alert. There are no boner injections that go directly into the penis. Criscodisco's uncle harry is wrong. |
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Sep 24, 2016 13:49
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My grandma on mum's side lived in a unit surrounded by other old people in units. She was mentally ill so we only saw her as often as mum thought was a good idea. When she died and we cleaned up her unit, she had several copies of dianetics. My husband's grandma (I checked with him for permission) used to go to play bingo and other contests at the local rsl and would distribute her prizes to us for Christmas and birthday presents. we got three toasters, a kettle, two electric frying pans and a big fluffy blanket over the years. She would also crochet blankets as gifts and make soft toys. At Christmas she would do tatting on the edges of handkerchiefs for one of her granddaughters. She taught me how to crochet and once gave me a crochet pattern because she thought I would like it. It was a photocopy, which meant that she had reactivated her library membership to use the library photocopier to get me the pattern. When she passed away we got given a lot of her stuff, and we have about 20 unopened single sheet sets from the 70s. |
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Sep 24, 2016 13:54
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:Alert. There are no boner injections that go directly into the penis. Criscodisco's uncle harry is wrong. No it was my grandma's husband and they weren't needles. Like I said, they were glass vial things with a long tip that you slid down your peehole and emptied the boner medicine into that way. |
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Sep 24, 2016 17:00
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Reading that caused me severe physical pain. Do not jam things up your urethra. |
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Sep 24, 2016 17:08
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better not be that can puzzle
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Sep 24, 2016 17:13
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My grandma is one of those flashy grandmas that wears shiny gold stretch pants. She has two life-size cheetah (or maybe leopard? idk) sculptures that live on both sides of her fireplace, and lots of various animal print afghans and decorative things. Plus mirrors, gold stuff and old dead dried flowers.
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Sep 24, 2016 17:31
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(lowers voice conspiratorially, slumber party style) when we're grandmas, do you think we'll have rooms, too? |
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Sep 24, 2016 18:52
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pyroseraphin posted:GRANDMA PRIDE why would maria salcido be so unappreciative of this quality grandma? |
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Sep 24, 2016 18:54
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Crusty Nutsack posted:My grandma is one of those flashy grandmas that wears shiny gold stretch pants. She has two life-size cheetah (or maybe leopard? idk) sculptures that live on both sides of her fireplace, and lots of various animal print afghans and decorative things. Plus mirrors, gold stuff and old dead dried flowers. I wanna be this kinda grandma when I grow up I like those grandmas who give themselves a protective shell of costume jewelry, like a caddisfly larvae
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Sep 24, 2016 19:00
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femcastra posted:My grandma on mum's side lived in a unit surrounded by other old people in units. She was mentally ill so we only saw her as often as mum thought was a good idea. When she died and we cleaned up her unit, she had several copies of dianetics. Thank you for this informative and interesting post about your Grandma and your husbands grandma. What did they did of your homosexual marriage? |
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Sep 25, 2016 00:27
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8 track betamax posted:Thank you for this informative and interesting post about your Grandma and your husbands grandma. What did they did of your homosexual marriage? u have a verb problem. your making them incoherent. maybe you should return to baby school with ur mother so they can....i was going to say get u aborted but this is byob so good luck in ur remedial studies 'champ' ---------------- |
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Sep 25, 2016 02:17
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Orkin Mang posted:u have a verb problem. your making them incoherent. maybe you should return to baby school with ur mother so they can....i was going to say get u aborted but this is byob so good luck in ur remedial studies 'champ' hello orkin mang! please be advised that thread making GBS threads is not ok. have a nice night!
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Sep 25, 2016 02:19
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City of Glompton posted:hello orkin mang! please be advised that thread making GBS threads is not ok. have a nice night! how can i have a nice night after being owned like this? in any case im just here to have a good time. cant we all just love one another? e: oh poo poo ur a mod. *starches collar, leaves* ---------------- |
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Sep 25, 2016 02:20
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we sure can 
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Sep 25, 2016 02:21
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City of Glompton posted:we sure can that post was a bit cruel im afraid. im sorry. is ur name a pun on compton? back on topic, my grandmother was dead before i was born. my maternal grandmother was kind of a bitch and died of gangrene in the leg. my godmother is dame mary durack ---------------- |
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Sep 25, 2016 02:25
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Orkin Mang posted:that post was a bit cruel im afraid. im sorry. is ur name a pun on compton? it's cool man. I got the name in a namechange thread so the answer is yes.
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Sep 25, 2016 02:31
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City of Glompton posted:it's cool man. I got the name in a namechange thread so the answer is yes. in the bon jovi song these days, the lyric is 'tryin to keep myself out of the rain' but i like to hear it as 'trying to keep myself out of lorraine'. im sorry about ur username ---------------- |
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Sep 25, 2016 02:32
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hi orkin mang. please be careful about staying on topic in specific threads and only contributing if you have something funny or interesting to contribute if you'd like to chat please report to the stickied chat thread
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Sep 25, 2016 02:39
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FluffieDuckie posted:hi orkin mang. please be careful about staying on topic in specific threads and only contributing if you have something funny or interesting to contribute i thought the lorraine bit was ok. yes im offtopic im sorry. please dont ban me again. ill be on topic: my grandmas room (actually her house bc she died and left it to us) was filled with huntsman spiders and the beds seemed designed for giving u scoliosis. ---------------- |
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Sep 25, 2016 02:41
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my mom's mom, my nana, was cool as hell and had a lot of costume jewelry and also was poor as gently caress. we ate a lot of cool ukrainian food and played my favorite game in the world which was "nana chase me around your house with a butcher knife, then i'll hide in the bathroom while you slide the knife under the door a little." in retrospect, this is not a normal childhood game but it is ok and was a good thing to have in my life at the time. i loved my nana a lot. my dad's mom is still alive and she sent a 45 page letter to my dad detailing everything he'd done wrong as a son and disowned all of us because we're horrible. mostly because we wouldn't refinance her QVC card, because she's awful. dad's mom has a room of nothing but dolls with their glass-eyed stares and their horrible faces and their perfect blonde hair that looks nothing like any of us, which is why she loves the dolls so much more than us.
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Sep 25, 2016 03:17
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hamjobs posted:we ate a lot of cool ukrainian food and played my favorite game in the world which was "nana chase me around your house with a butcher knife, then i'll hide in the bathroom while you slide the knife under the door a little." holy poo poo lol ---------------- |
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Sep 25, 2016 03:32
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My grandma's room always smelled funny. I guess it was just old people smell, but still. That's always stuck with me. My grandma was awesome though. She had a bowl of gum drops she always let me tear into.
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Sep 25, 2016 03:40
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8 track betamax posted:Thank you for this informative and interesting post about your Grandma and your husbands grandma. What did they did of your homosexual marriage? I'm a lady, so they were okay with me marrying a man. |
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Sep 25, 2016 05:10
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my grandma had the biggest jug of completely crass rum I've ever encountered, then or now, hidden in the closet of her sewing room. you ever wonder why your gram hums tunelessly to herself while hemming anything she can get her grubby mitts on? check the closet, bud. you check that closet.
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Sep 25, 2016 05:44
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mysterious frankie posted:my grandma had the biggest jug of completely crass rum I've ever encountered, then or now, hidden in the closet of her sewing room. you ever wonder why your gram hums tunelessly to herself while hemming anything she can get her grubby mitts on? check the closet, bud. you check that closet. i wish i was a nan. incidentally my uncle would always standoffishly knit in front of his crawlspace ---------------- |
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Sep 25, 2016 05:46
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Orkin Mang posted:i wish i was a nan. grandmas and grandpas have it so good, they don't even know. if I was my grandpa I could spend my whole day calling everyone "boy", having frailer hair and harassing the caretakers of boughton house via an unending barrage of rambling correspondence. ---------------- |
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Sep 25, 2016 06:06
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mysterious frankie posted:grandmas and grandpas have it so good, they don't even know. if I was my grandpa I could spend my whole day calling everyone "boy", having frailer hair and harassing the caretakers of boughton house via an unending barrage of rambling correspondence. lol goddamn why did u stop posting in gbs ---------------- |
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Sep 25, 2016 06:10
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Orkin Mang posted:lol goddamn why did u stop posting in gbs I still posted in that Friday office thread, but otherwise, I unno. ---------------- |
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Sep 25, 2016 06:29
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mysterious frankie posted:I still posted in that Friday office thread, but otherwise, I unno. your depressives cookbook thread was hilarious. youre seriously talented ---------------- |
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Sep 25, 2016 06:29
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Orkin Mang posted:your depressives cookbook thread was hilarious. youre seriously talented geez man, thanks! I didn't think people remembered stuff like that. ---------------- |
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Sep 25, 2016 06:37
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i've been in my grandma's room when i thought she was old, but she wasn't actually that old as it was a long time ago. her room smelled like sex, and i think of this every now and then |
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Sep 25, 2016 07:40
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mysterious frankie posted:geez man, thanks! I didn't think people remembered stuff like that. this guy does *points to refrigerator scum juice* ---------------- |
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Sep 25, 2016 07:42
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mysterious frankie posted:geez man, thanks! I didn't think people remembered stuff like that. I think I posted that that thread ruled in that thread, but just in case I didn't: that thread ruled and everyone who shitted on it was terrible ---------------- |
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