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Jerkface
May 21, 2001

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE DEAD, MOTHERFUCKER?

Fallen Rib
I really loved Jake buying the guns

"our country is broken..."

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Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

TBH it would have been perfectly legal for them to get on Armslist and buy a bunch of guns in a WalMart parking lot without a background check.

Jake and Holt in Florida has been amazing though.

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

Fellatio del Toro posted:

TBH it would have been perfectly legal for them to get on Armslist and buy a bunch of guns in a WalMart parking lot without a background check.

Jake and Holt in Florida has been amazing though.

It makes me wish for more episodes where Holt is paired off with another member.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


"It's 2016, this is on you."

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Maxwell Lord posted:

I do hope we see more of Gina's assistant.

She's inexplicitly adorable.

And Amy completely hosed everything up.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Could one of them be 67?

I love how horrible this place is.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Tri Swamp area, sold already. I swear since I moved here, the state is even more the butt of jokes than ever before.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Gina, you look like a French wizard and I love it.

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!
Boost my bottom!

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
You ruined my life! I had to live in Florida for SIX MONTHS!

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!
So...is B99 actually having a crossover episode with New Girl? That's actually a thing that's happening?

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Yeah I want it to be good, but it can't be. These things so rarely work, and New Girl isn't strong enough a show. There's just going to be too many characters competing for screen time. Let's hope it's at least not awful.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


They should just crossover with Parks and Rec since a lot of the same people are in it anyway.

Last night had three, four if you count Ron saying "Fremulon".

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Loved that Eric Roberts was Figgus.

Also Rosa is a straight up action hero

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



EL BROMANCE posted:

Tri Swamp area, sold already. I swear since I moved here, the state is even more the butt of jokes than ever before.

The relentless Florida burns are great.

Power News!

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!
Next up, we'll reveal who Donald Trump is running against for President.

bvlah
Aug 21, 2003
A stupid typo

Poor Miserable Gurgi posted:

So...is B99 actually having a crossover episode with New Girl? That's actually a thing that's happening?

That's one of the worst ideas I've ever heard

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

twistedmentat posted:

Loved that Eric Roberts was Figgus.

Yeah pro casting move right there, imo.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

The relentless Florida burns are great.

Power News!

What would you do if you went to a drive thru, and a puppy took your order.

*smash cut credits*

The intonation on her delivery was spot on.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

The cold open is loving amazing. I haven't even seen the rest of the episode yet. I feel like it's gonna be a doozy :allears:

e: holy poo poo the surgery scene :roflolmao:

"do you watch pornography?"

"that is adorable. where did you get that?"
"vending machine at a rest top."

i know rosa and that was totally how she said it"

Sarge's lullaby

gently caress I'm just quoting the whole episode

I think this might be my 4th favorite episode (1-3 are HALLOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN).

3 DONG HORSE fucked around with this message at 11:56 on Oct 5, 2016

Whiz Palace
Dec 8, 2013
Daddy's dead, daddy's dead, but his ghost is always watching

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather
I love that everyone just understands how horrible Florida is.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

bvlah posted:

That's one of the worst ideas I've ever heard

meh, I like New Girl but yeah the crossover will suck. But we might get Boyle and Schmidt getting into a nerd off over some random culinary things

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

Poor Miserable Gurgi posted:

So...is B99 actually having a crossover episode with New Girl? That's actually a thing that's happening?

Next Week :/

quote:

Brooklyn Nine-Nine S04E04 - The Night Shift

As Jake struggles with his first case back at the precinct, he encounters Jess Day, who is visiting New York, and enlists her to help him find his suspect. Meanwhile, Holt researches ways to increase office morale and Amy tries to figure out why Rosa keeps taking such long breaks.


quote:

New Girl S04E04 - Homecoming

Jess and the gang head to New York, where Schmidt believes he is being honored at his high school. Jess meets Det. Jake Peralta and helps him on a case, which leads her to Brooklyn's 99th Precinct and a fateful encounter with Gina Linetti and Capt. Raymond Holt. Meanwhile, Nick and Winston scramble to make subway fare, while trying to impress Det. Charles Boyle, and Cece faces off with her new mother-in-law.

buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010

I'm down with Winston and Boyle hanging out. And this past episode was amazing.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
What did the newscast have? Lotto Numbers and Weather and a 3rd thing?

screaden
Apr 8, 2009

twistedmentat posted:

What did the newscast have? Lotto Numbers and Weather and a 3rd thing?

The Trump joke

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
I must have totally missed when Boyle got a four year old son named Nikolaj.

When did this happen?

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
So nothing about Maya Rudolph's character's fate? Figgis said he had her, not that he killed her, right?

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

Dr Christmas posted:

So nothing about Maya Rudolph's character's fate? Figgis said he had her, not that he killed her, right?

It's mentioned that she is alive and well at the end of the episode, from memory.

Tiny Brontosaurus
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
Boyle was way too goddamn annoying in this episode. I worry he's Flanderizing.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

Boyle was way too goddamn annoying in this episode. I worry he's Flanderizing.

I think they're setting it up so that he has a parenting problem and doesn't get help because he's full of his own poo poo. Problem gets worse and eventually he gets help from the 99. Afterward, he will learn a lesson that there is more than one way to raise a child. It also gave us:

Whiz Palace posted:

Daddy's dead, daddy's dead, but his ghost is always watching




CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

I must have totally missed when Boyle got a four year old son named Nikolaj.

When did this happen?

He and his lady decided to adopt after all his sperm was lost last season. IIRC they mention it at the end of the episode. I just recently binged. :3:

TommyGun85
Jun 5, 2013

3 DONG HORSE posted:

I think they're setting it up so that he has a parenting problem and doesn't get help because he's full of his own poo poo. Problem gets worse and eventually he gets help from the 99. Afterward, he will learn a lesson that there is more than one way to raise a child. It also gave us:



He and his lady decided to adopt after all his sperm was lost last season. IIRC they mention it at the end of the episode. I just recently binged. :3:

I find the whole Nikolaj thing to be really really unfunny and annoying.

Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde
So far, it's a completely arbitrary character tic being added to character that already had an annoying tic (his creepy-as-hell obsession with Jake/Rosa). When they keep Boyle under control, he's fine, but every time they amp up his weirdness to 11 he just becomes irritating.

Whiz Palace
Dec 8, 2013

TommyGun85 posted:

I find the whole Nikolaj thing to be really really unfunny and annoying.

It's such a tiny thing, and they're probably doing it on purpose, but you don't pronounce the J like that.

Also, a Latvian would probably be named Niklāvs or Nikolass.

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

Wow all that Nikolaj poo poo flew right over my head. Definitely was not established well enough in the show. I thought Nikolaj was the name of the imaginary son that Boyle likes to think Jake will have.

Lord Cyrahzax
Oct 11, 2012

Doctor Butts posted:

Wow all that Nikolaj poo poo flew right over my head. Definitely was not established well enough in the show. I thought Nikolaj was the name of the imaginary son that Boyle likes to think Jake will have.

I honestly thought it was a new cat

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
It's not the shows fault you don't pay attention.

Tiny Brontosaurus
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Celery Jello posted:

So far, it's a completely arbitrary character tic being added to character that already had an annoying tic (his creepy-as-hell obsession with Jake/Rosa). When they keep Boyle under control, he's fine, but every time they amp up his weirdness to 11 he just becomes irritating.

Yeah the Nikolaj stuff is pointless but what really got me close to turning the episode off was him being a mega-creep about Jake and Amy early in the episode.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

screaden posted:

The Trump joke

No, there was a joke in the opening titles.

Oh! It was like The Most High School Sports, Lotto Number and Weather

Because lovely small towns biggest thing is 17 year olds playing football.

It's a nice detail that the give away with the sports drink was a single cigarette.

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Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Their Florida was basically the future from Idiocracy.

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