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So the rock that was your forum has been lifted and you've been exposed you to a terrifying, blinding light. You scuttled in the direction of the nearest crevice and wound up here in byob. Welcome! Byob is a nice and chill place, very welcoming to strangers so long as they're any two of funny, talented and well-intentioned. Most of us aren't even one of those things so here's this thread where BYOB regulars will post to say they'll take a new poster under their wings and where new posters will post to request such a thing to happen. Old timers post to introduce yourselves and I'll add you to a list in the OP. Newbies can pick a buddy from the list and the old timers will, for a while, look out for their little buddies until they can spread their wings and at least waddle on their own in BYOB. Maybe add them to your buddy list, show up in their threads, make conversation. I dunno. OLD TOPS: --- NEWBIES: --- BUDS: Manifisto - crr, Takane Uxzuigal- H*ck, The_Book_Of_Harry SIB - Fart Puzzle, Dandywalken Doc Friday - vols bitch, counterfeitsaint Macnult - The_Book_Of_Harry, Theophany, They might be Piso Mojado - Munchables, Toadvine i flunked out - Nathilus, Smash it Smash hit Symbolic - Cthulu Carl, femcastra Tiberius Thyben - Applewhite Darkamn Fanpage-Gatekeeper CoG - GRILLARY CLINTON, POWERBALL, Grody Piso Mojado - Iron Prince super mario batali - THE BANANNA, Crow_Rodeo DOPE FIEND KILLA G - School Nickname social vegan - A Big Black Turnout MrWillsauce - Rack, Android Lust Luvcow - Absolute Lithops, Jerry Mumphrey, shoophobo Hogge Wild - Carmant I Was The Fury - GORDON HighwireAct - HATECUBE, ROFLburger Adiabatic - Sitting Here, Wendigee Splatmaster - Marshall Louis, Jimlit POWERBALL - MiracleWhale FluffieDuckie - Buckets, Munchables, Historical Wizards misty mountaintop - a messed up horse, saucy seadweller alnilam - Palisader, queserasera, Fanky Malloons IF I'VE MISSED YOU PLEASE LET ME KNOW - CoG --- PS in honour of drilldo squirt appreciation month drilldo squirt will answer questions posted itt by new posters in return for appreciation PPS Posting Stud Nooner offers Tips & Tricks as well PPPS Please leave food out for nockturne Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 23:05 on Oct 17, 2016 |
# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 21:39 |
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City of Glompton posted:hello I would like a newbie, hopefully this one won't post he dick and be banned (rip my last newbie) thank you CoG and good luck with not getting another terrible, broken poster as your buddy |
# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 21:42 |
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GORDON posted:Hi I am a newbie. I think I am nice and chill, generally. The Bananana posted:I was here a bit before the great refugee disaster, but I'd still like some guidance in this byob-scape welcome friends. i hope you find the answers and or places you are looking for
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 21:48 |
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drilldo squirt posted:If anyone wants advice on how to be a good poster you should pm me. drilldo squirt will you be taking a buddy or are you just going to field questions from people? |
# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 21:50 |
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maybe one of you guys being friendly at vols bitch could take him as a buddy so i don't have to euthanize him just a thought |
# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 21:55 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Do I have to start over at the bottom since it's been years and years since I posted here even though I used to post a ton? Cause my av was in the class of 2006 mural. You know the one. I would really rather not be under anyone's wing, that's how you get mites. it's not a rank thing mang, if you can help someone not be lost in this place then i'll put you down as someone who wants to show someone else a few ropes. if you think you're hopelessly out of touch then just wish 'em well |
# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 22:16 |
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riught we got 6 old timers and 6 new dudes so don't be shy: new dudes pick out your buddies and let's do this
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 22:27 |
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Boomzilla posted:I was joking I already post good as gently caress oh yeah you got the sig and everything, get off my list you goldbrick |
# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 22:34 |
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gonna pair up ux and h*ckFart Puzzle posted:Sancto Isaiah Bonerus be my posting bro I won't let you down coach but I'll probably have to wrangle my gf into helping me draw stuff because I'm a dingus you'll barely regret this
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 22:35 |
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i have a badly-rendered japanese character on my shoulder from when i was 18 which i'd regret if i saw it more often than i do (never)
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 22:45 |
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i want to work my tat into a sweet skull but my wife won't let me get any new tats, gotta keep working at this i think anyway i know the thing is meant to be that newbies are meant to pick an oldie but since they're new and dumb oldies can make a move first, swoop in and carry that lamb off into the sunset if you want.
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 22:57 |
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MrWillsauce posted:boomzilla you have a really big dick and I could use a partner like that he's a fraud willsauce, you'd just be makign a friend not a buddy
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 22:59 |
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Boomzilla posted:I already know how to post but if you can teach me how to whip and also nae nae (naynay? I don't know) then we have ourselves an accord if byob was about making friends i think someone would have told me this is an unauthorized buddying, i'll pull the alarm |
# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 23:02 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Where is my new father uxygolgoly or however it's spelled orphaned again, so sad dodged a bullet there ux, phew Doc Friday posted:I can show someone how BYOB works. mighty big of you, adding to the OP now
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 23:15 |
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done, yuo are Buddied |
# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 23:19 |
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there are way more old timers than newbies which can't be right. if you're lurking from gbs don't be shy, post and get a buddy today. what are you even worried about? get in quick, get out quicker with a buddy sternly but calmly leading the way into byob. don't even worry about it, don't give it a second thought.
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 23:21 |
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another byob success story |
# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 23:30 |
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The_Book_Of_Harry posted:is this kind of like how AA tells drinkers to get a sponsor, only in BYOB you work toward being better at posting instead of being a better person? Is it ok if I do both? I'm a pretty awesome person, but there's always room for growth. gonan go with "yes". you and macnult are Buddies now. enjoy!
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 23:38 |
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yeah there's an av thread around here someplace |
# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 23:58 |
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it's a state of mind you did some good work on avs, did you branch out from there? if not, new. if you've been posting outside of making avs, old.
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 23:59 |
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RazzleDazzleHour posted:I'm in your art tutorial thread and I made a post about squirrels i dunno do you want a DOPE FIEND KILLA G style character in your life, or can you stand on your own two posting legs?
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 00:05 |
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ok im going away now but when i wake up i want to see some pairings g-d damnit
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 00:44 |
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you got him babe |
# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 00:52 |
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ok i woke up and updated the list, check to see if your buddy got assigned and don't be afraid to give me a kick if i did it wrong plenty of deadbeats rolling in and still got a few loose buddies, get to work |
# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 08:27 |
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Iron Prince posted:wash up? I thought we was cool, Saint 'Rection. who hasn't rolled in with the tide once or twice in their life |
# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 08:29 |
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Darkman Fanpage posted:ill adopt gatekeeper sotto voce:nooooooooooooooooo
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 08:29 |
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Wizard Master posted:Definitely not looking for adoption from this trash pile. I've always thought BYOB sucked poo poo, way back from the shivadas days. Easily the second worst forum behind GBS. I'll stick to posting in FYAD. thank you for coming here to post another iteration of the only post i've ever seen from you, ever. i hope fyad accepts you one day bye |
# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 08:40 |
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ok darkman fanpage is going to adopt gatekeeper, please don't kill gatekeeper and stuff his corpse anywhere while you're toughening him up |
# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 14:34 |
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7 old timers and 8 newbies, pair up or i'll start drafting you which is something I am authorised to do and is irrevocable and mandatory |
# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 16:09 |
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done, good choice
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 16:29 |
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try not to post your dick in byob for CoG's sake |
# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 16:30 |
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Piso Mojado posted:I would like a posting mentor ples welcome to byob, we'll try to hook you up |
# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 16:42 |
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i think you would get along well with BYOB veteran Iron Prince, he'll show you which way is up |
# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 16:43 |
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Luvcow posted:another BYOb success story |
# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 19:28 |
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you're all tier one to me except vendagoat who lacks the chill nature required to post here |
# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 20:13 |
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just kidding vendagoat, we're all seething with hate and rage under this placid exterior |
# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 20:14 |
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social vegan posted:i'm like a sexuallyy confused fullmetal alchemist amv set to linkin park very much the same friendo crawling in my skin - these wounds, they will not heal that's what I always say
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 20:41 |
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hey wfp good to see you |
# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 23:21 |
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there's nothing about it in the rules so your vendagoat can be as creepy as all hell. really ogle some jugs, maybe create a tier list of boobs
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2016 00:16 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 19:35 |
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i'm not updating the OP since you all seem to be getting along so well good luck forum pals |
# ¿ Sep 23, 2016 15:14 |