BYOB newbie adoption thread [GBS washups very welcome] [Needs more Adoptive Posters]

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City of Glompton

hello I would like a newbie, hopefully this one won't post he dick and be banned (rip my last newbie)

e: you should chose me as your adoptive mom if you want to be a nice poster and you want to post funny things esp concepts taken literally like lava lamps full of real lava or a carpool that is a pool in a car

City of Glompton fucked around with this message at 21:53 on Sep 21, 2016

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# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 21:40

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 13:26

City of Glompton

I don't have any tattoos but I'm going to get a mad moxxi style heart to cover up a scar if my dermatologist says that is ok

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# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 22:50

City of Glompton

I'll adopt gordon it that is ok with gordon

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# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 23:01

City of Glompton

Boomzilla posted:

The secert: Know how it was fun to be a dick in gbs? Don't. Make silly jokes and 'yes, and' everything and be friendly and whimsical. Go to other places to make fun of people. That's it, that's the whole thing

ilu

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# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 00:06

City of Glompton

there is a good one around here somewhere I'll see if I can bump it

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# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 02:30

City of Glompton

Tiberius Thyben posted:

I might just make one myself. No need to bump anything.

oops too late

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# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 02:34

City of Glompton

you can get a fresh new fall sig in the sig thread if you'd like

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# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 04:57

City of Glompton

FluffieDuckie posted:

lol glompton's way more diplomatic than i am this evening

they've been thru a shock I don't want to stress our new gbs friends too much. i'm saving that for tomorrow.

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# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 04:58

City of Glompton

GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

i would like to choose city of glompton as my byob mentor.

hello friend, I love your av

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# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 16:38

City of Glompton

POWERBALL posted:

I mainly just want siluvayne to be my big sister tbh

I would be honored.

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# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 19:25

City of Glompton

GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

thank you. i think it is nice for byob right now because its already somewhat spoopy. what are some fun things you like to do around here, in byob?

I like to chill, post with friends, emptyquote, reference stuff, the usual. oh and drink coffee, yobbers love coffee :coffeepal:

I'm also working on some special projects that I'll share later, but not until things chill out a bit

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# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 20:59

City of Glompton

we don't really do that anymore (I think most of the chain probating was done for charity) unless someone is being naughty after being instructed to go elsewhere.

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# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 23:50

City of Glompton

it's not wise to be creepy about breasts, imo

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# ¿ Sep 23, 2016 00:15

City of Glompton

hi rack welcome home, I hope you find a byobuddy soon

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# ¿ Sep 23, 2016 03:42

City of Glompton

opioid agonist posted:

i'm looking for an immigrant protege outside the GBS norm. no requirements except for your upper facial hygiene.

I'm not a BYOB pioneer but i've been here long enough to give advice.

No questions about the weed rear end. this is an adoption/getting those brows unblemished thread pure and simple

apply below, it's free

P.S. must be chill

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# ¿ Sep 23, 2016 04:35

City of Glompton

I'll be updating the op here shortly and get you all sorted out

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# ¿ Sep 23, 2016 20:22

City of Glompton

Old Yobbers please consider adoption, some newbies don't even need a lot of attention they just want a senior reg to call their own!

also guys please feel free to claim someone from the op and let me know here, and I'll update the Buddies list. otherwise I'll be forced to pair y'all up when I get home :evilbuddy:

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# ¿ Sep 23, 2016 22:04

City of Glompton

I hope my newbies GRILLARY CLINTON and POWERBALL get along, I like that they both have all caps names :3:

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# ¿ Sep 23, 2016 22:22

City of Glompton

he's got a byob sig I thought he'd be doing some adopting...but if you both agree than it shall come to pass

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# ¿ Sep 23, 2016 22:27

City of Glompton

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

no not really i pop in like one a year to wish u guys a merry christmas ( i called it jerry christmas for a festive joke)

POWERBALL posted:

Can I adopt someone even tho I'm an adoptee?

Nooner posted:

Don't need to be adopted cause I'm a posting stud, just dropped in cause I saw jerry was posting and figured something good might be up

I can give you some "tips" and "tricks" to being a good poster though, just post from your heart

updating the op now :love:

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# ¿ Sep 23, 2016 22:46

City of Glompton

Buckets posted:

I'm not a great, or even good poster
I don't post often and when i do it makes me guilty for wasting peoples time
it takes me a long time to learn anything
i'm kind of a goof off
I'm a messy person
talking to other people gives me anxiety attacks
I get angry when i'm hungry, but eating anything gives me toot butt
im always sweaty, even when it's cold outside
a kid once punched me and laughed
and the only prize I ever won in my life was a ticket raffle at a 24 hour scifi marathon

sorry

_sorry

don't you worry buddy you are going to be safe here i promise

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# ¿ Sep 24, 2016 02:10

City of Glompton

alright I'm going to start pairing people off, I hope you all benefit from your adopter/adoptee relationship :yayclod:

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# ¿ Sep 24, 2016 02:29

City of Glompton

Current List, please find your buddy(ies) and acknowledge each other! I reserve the right to assign you another buddy if I need to.

BUDS:
Uxzuigal - H*ck, The_Book_Of_Harry

SIB - Fart Puzzle, Dandywalken

Doc Friday - vols bitch, counterfeitsaint

Macnult - The_Book_Of_Harry, Theophany

Piso Mojado - Munchables, Toadvine

i flunked out - Nathilus

Symbolic - Cthulu Carl, femcastra

Tiberius Thyben - Applewhite

Darkamn Fanpage - Gatekeeper

CoG - GRILLARY CLINTON and POWERBALL

Piso Mojado - Iron Prince

super mario batali - THE BANANNA, Crow_Rodeo

DOPE FIEND KILLA G - School Nickname

social vegan - A Big Black Turnout

MrWillsauce - Rack, Android Lust

Luvcow - Absolute Lithops, Jerry Mumphrey, shoophobo

Hogge Wild - Carmant

I Was The Fury - GORDON

HighwireAct - HATECUBE, ROFLburger

Adiabatic - Sitting Here, Wendigee

Splatmaster - Marshall Louis, Jimlit

POWERBALL - MiracleWhale

FluffieDuckie - Buckets, Munchables

City of Glompton fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Sep 24, 2016

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# ¿ Sep 24, 2016 02:44

City of Glompton

np it's my pleasure

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# ¿ Sep 24, 2016 02:47

City of Glompton

RE: responsibilities--be a friend to a stranger in a strange land

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# ¿ Sep 24, 2016 02:59

City of Glompton

Fart Puzzle posted:

Waiting for my forums daddy to get out of cat jail, he swears that this will be the last time and he will take real good care of me when he gets out.

it's OK kid your aunt siluvayne will watch you while he's away.

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# ¿ Sep 24, 2016 03:01

City of Glompton

a messed up horse posted:

please somebody teach me how to post

your posting teacher is misty mountaintop. she's on probation for a little while but she will communicate with you via pm in the meantime

Palisader posted:

If there's enough buds left I'd like to request to be adopted! Even though I feel like byob is the home I never knew, nobody is perfect and I would like to be a good and interesting poster

alnilam posted:

Okay I'll do

I think you two will be good posting pals!

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# ¿ Sep 24, 2016 03:29

City of Glompton

FluffieDuckie posted:

glompton my newbie is being naughty

I think your newbie is doing great. it's a good match

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# ¿ Sep 24, 2016 04:19

City of Glompton

Hug in a Can posted:

shucks, it sounds to me like they've just got a bit of mischief in their noggin! haven't we all?

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# ¿ Sep 24, 2016 04:19

City of Glompton

Grody posted:

I demand an explanation

gbs is being rebooted

you're now part of the posting montage in byob, where you learn to "chill" so that when gbs reopens the movie will have a happy ending

I'll adopt you :evilbuddy:

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# ¿ Sep 24, 2016 05:02

City of Glompton

Grody posted:

A noble move but I think I'm beyond saving

Too Late we are now posting pals, I already updated the op so it is canon now

I believe everyone deserves a second chance, no one is beyond saving

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# ¿ Sep 24, 2016 05:24

City of Glompton

queserasera posted:

So what is the B I'm supposed to be bringing? And why does evverything look like Wackyland from Tiny Toon Adventures? Or do questions disrupt the flow?

the B can be whatever you want it to be

we like the colors b/c they are soothing but you can adblock them or somewhere there's a script that has a nice night version and I think a Fall version (hello anyone have that please post it tia)

questions are fine

do you want to be adopted by a yobber if so I"ll add you to the op

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# ¿ Sep 24, 2016 05:28

City of Glompton

Munchables posted:

My little pal saucy seadweller is too scared to post and ask for an oldie byob bud so please help him CoG. He has plat.

adding one chill sacy seadweller to the op

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# ¿ Sep 24, 2016 05:28

City of Glompton

congrats on such a nice pedigree (also nice name av and sig)

welcome to byob

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# ¿ Sep 24, 2016 06:54

City of Glompton

Takane posted:

Adopt me please.

I have added you to the op. tomorrow when some more old yobbers show up I'll let you know who your buddy is! also welcome to byob I hope you'll be very happy here

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# ¿ Sep 24, 2016 07:23

City of Glompton

Smash it Smash hit posted:

I am the GBS KING please send me a royal servant to carry my suitcases

you've been here before you know it doesn't work that way but I'll be happy to find you a friend

crr posted:

I'd like to be adopted!

adding you to the op!

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# ¿ Sep 24, 2016 18:17

City of Glompton

Manifisto posted:

hmm I am not exactly an "old timer," I've lurked for a while with an occasional post, but I'd be happy to provide moral support to any displaced gbs'er who might want that

excellent you're hired

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# ¿ Sep 24, 2016 18:43

City of Glompton

it's one of our charming quirks

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# ¿ Sep 24, 2016 23:01

City of Glompton

I've updated our buddy list. Some of you have gained a 2nd buddy tonight!

BUDS:
Manifisto - crr, Takane
Uxzuigal- H*ck, The_Book_Of_Harry
SIB - Fart Puzzle, Dandywalken
Doc Friday - vols bitch, counterfeitsaint
Macnult - The_Book_Of_Harry, Theophany
Piso Mojado - Munchables, Toadvine
i flunked out - Nathilus, Smash it Smash hit
Symbolic - Cthulu Carl, femcastra
Tiberius Thyben - Applewhite
Darkamn Fanpage-Gatekeeper
CoG - GRILLARY CLINTON, POWERBALL, Grody
Piso Mojado - Iron Prince
super mario batali - THE BANANNA, Crow_Rodeo
DOPE FIEND KILLA G - School Nickname
social vegan - A Big Black Turnout
MrWillsauce - Rack, Android Lust
Luvcow - Absolute Lithops, Jerry Mumphrey, shoophobo
Hogge Wild - Carmant
I Was The Fury - GORDON
HighwireAct - HATECUBE, ROFLburger
Adiabatic - Sitting Here, Wendigee
Splatmaster - Marshall Louis, Jimlit
POWERBALL - MiracleWhale
FluffieDuckie - Buckets, Munchables
misty mountaintop - a messed up horse, saucy seadweller
alnilam - Palisader, queserasera

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# ¿ Sep 25, 2016 04:06

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 13:26

City of Glompton

I wouldn't worry I'm sure he's around here somewhere

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# ¿ Sep 25, 2016 05:19

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