BYOB newbie adoption thread [GBS washups very welcome] [Needs more Adoptive Posters]

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Gatekeeper: He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

hi buds :^) i'm gatekeeper and now that i'm metaphorically homeless, i think it would be really nice to have a mentor to show me some ropes and help me snuggle into here comfortably.

About me!
i like to post about painting, magick (historical, speculative, and theoretical), david lynch, ghosts/monsters, the adventures of pete and pete, friendship, and electroconvulsive treatment.

my wallet is beige and covered with lil black pug faces.

i like to paint portraits of my attractive friends and scenes from twin peaks, sometimes mixed together.

i like birkenstocks and always have, since i was tiny.

i wake up a lot at night to pee, more than I think is normal

i am extremely gentle and friendly and never NEVER mean.

i like when ppl put effort into posting neat creative things.

i'm not actually on the spectrum but it's fun to pretend; the world is cool as heck and its important to find new ways to look at it.

I think wings are great places to be under so if you've got a lil room for me to squeeze in there, just gimme a buzz and let's just, uh, gently caress this duck, as they say, shall we? Let's just do the drat thing, buds.

🖖llap byob

# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 02:51

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 15:50

Gatekeeper: He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Darkman Fanpage posted:

ill adopt gatekeeper

have you really thought this through?

you know what, don't think about it. thank you. I'm honored :^D

# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 12:03

Gatekeeper: He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

i hope you can help me to be a bit more of a tough guy

# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 12:04

Gatekeeper: He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

FluffieDuckie posted:

you might be lost. this is not the tough guy forum

I mean tough in relation to me currently, which is not actually a tough guy :blush:

# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 14:57

Gatekeeper: He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

dark man fanpage seems like a no nonsense straight to business kind of dude who doesn't take any unnecessary guff and I could use a strong self assured role model tbh

# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 15:00

Gatekeeper: He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

nice to see some of my friends lookin for big Brothers and big sisters of byob in here too (hi guys 🙃)

# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 23:54

Gatekeeper: He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

oh I noticed my ol nemesis vendorgoat here too. Hey bud

Oh and on a tooootally unrelated note, is there any sort of rule against being creepy about breasts here? asking for a~~n old nemesis~~ friend

# ¿ Sep 23, 2016 00:07

Gatekeeper: He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

hth posted:

yo gatekeeps im still going to pm you all the best porn i find so dont even worry your blinky face

you sent me the lemon stealer porn right? still v grateful

# ¿ Sep 23, 2016 01:08

Gatekeeper: He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

nooner is a good pal to me, he defends me when ppl are mean. he should adopt an actual baby irl

# ¿ Sep 24, 2016 01:18

Gatekeeper: He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Wendigee posted:

let's make a triumvirate maybe?

i like it

# ¿ Sep 24, 2016 01:35

Gatekeeper: He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Buckets posted:

I'm not a great, or even good poster
I don't post often and when i do it makes me guilty for wasting peoples time
it takes me a long time to learn anything
i'm kind of a goof off
I'm a messy person
talking to other people gives me anxiety attacks
I get angry when i'm hungry, but eating anything gives me toot butt
im always sweaty, even when it's cold outside
a kid once punched me and laughed
and the only prize I ever won in my life was a ticket raffle at a 24 hour scifi marathon

sorry

_sorry

you

you did some awesome movie scene mspaints bud

the babadook one was incredible, you captured the irritating frenzied essence of that awful kid perfectly

# ¿ Sep 24, 2016 01:49

Gatekeeper: He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

big black turnout posted:

hi gatekeeper it's good to see you!

ive always thought byob would be up your alley

you were correctamundo bud :^)

nice to see you as well!

# ¿ Sep 24, 2016 01:52

Gatekeeper: He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

i haven't heard from my new bud darkman fanpage, or seen him around :/ I'm afraid to pm him, he is a serious intimidating person

# ¿ Sep 24, 2016 03:35

Gatekeeper: He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

looks like even in byob my daddys a deadbeat

# ¿ Sep 25, 2016 05:18

Gatekeeper: He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

i do think I've even posted in gbs since it came back

social vegan posted:

you're pretty chill I'd say just a dab more and ur good

dabbing is a good way to get chill, I heard

# ¿ Oct 1, 2016 15:58

Gatekeeper: He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

i have absolutely no idea what twitch is, like I've heard the word but even from context I have no clue what it means or is or is related to

I did try dabbing and it was neat and it was quite a few years ago so i also felt very hip like a trendsetting guy

I bought this cool glass bong that had the butane torch like built into it, like a separate glass chamber on the side was for butane and it came with that cool spark thingy to spark the torch like in chem lab in school when you sparked on the Bunsen burner.

however I became afraid of explosions and frankly that stuff is expensive!! a lot more than plain old weed, then I just sorta stopped smoking when my brain became disagreeable and I gave the dab bong away to a person who if they exploded I wouldn't mind so much :twisted:

# ¿ Oct 1, 2016 21:14

Gatekeeper: He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

my papi is still incommunicado :smithfrog:

i really wanna go on a quest too, i been thinkin about quests a lot lately and how it would be good for me to be a hero for a bit and overcome an obstacle with the help of ganesh and maybe achieve something good/magickal

darkman fanpage, if you are listening, please be a good dumbledore to me and exploit my power, naivete, and longing for familial tenderness :sigh:

# ¿ Oct 8, 2016 14:55

Gatekeeper: He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

problematic hug posted:

i am a high maintenance newbie that requires lots of positive affirmation, sunlight, and indirect flirting. if my fragile ego isnt maintained or the flirting gets too real i'll wilt. please adopt and send me vitamin pellets

# ¿ Oct 18, 2016 16:36

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 15:50

Gatekeeper: He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Smash it Smash hit posted:

i am a bad boy and smoke ciggarettes

like o.g. obama

# ¿ Oct 18, 2016 16:36

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