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Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
They finally arrested a clown,

Is the clown terror over?

Time will tell,



http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-37455073

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Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Clown warning issued in Middle Tennessee

A warning was given by the Tennessee Department of Safety and the Tennessee Highway Patrol (THP) on Saturday. The agencies took to Twitter posting, "Watch for clowns in your area. They could be child predators seeking kids" and "Watch for clowns trying to lure children into the woods. They are possibly predators."

RELATED | Coffee County deputies investigating claim of clown attacking a juvenile in Summitville

Several recent clown sightings have left many communities in the Southeast in fear.

RELATED | Police investigating after reports of clowns attempting to 'lure children into the woods' in South Carolina

It is unclear at this time what specifically led to the warning in Tennessee.

http://fox17.com/news/local/clown-warning-issued-in-middle-tennessee

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
After graduating from clown school in 2007, Bonkers the Clown went on to start his own business.

The New Albany man runs Balloons by Bonkers.

“I did not plan on it being a business. It was just a hobby,” Bonkers said. “I am actually going into my busy season with a bunch of fall festivals."

Within the last month, a new trend has threatened Bonkers’ business and others like it.

http://www.wdrb.com/story/33255223/sinister-clown-sightings-threaten-new-albany-mans-livelihood

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Someone start a kickstarter or whatever so we can win and hire a one-punch man for this,

You can punch Martin Shkreli in the face and help a kid too

Ever wanted to punch Martin Shkreli in the face? You soon may get your chance, and help a young child, too.

The infamous "pharma bro" likely has a long list of those who would like to hit him. Shrekli, the former Turing Pharmaceutical CEO, gained the ire of many last year after raising the price of a life-saving HIV and cancer drug by over 5,000% to $750 per pill. It had previously cost just $13.50. Last month he defended Mylan's raising of the price for the EpiPen.

After losing friend and PR manager Mike Kulich, 29, on Saturday, Shrekli wants to give people their chance to hit him in hopes of raising money for Kulich's soon to be 6 year old son, Tyler.

"I will auction one slap/punch in the face to benefit my friend Mike who passed away & leaves behind a young son who survived cancer," the pharmacy exec posted to Twitter Monday.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2016/09/27/punch-martin-shkreli-face-auction-tyler-kulich/91158310/

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