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deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
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i will never log off
I feel like I invaded, Dark Souls-style, some Japanese dude's incredibly specific "getting stepped on by girls in swimsuits" folder, and it's a really mixed feeling :ohdear:

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deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
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The Black Stones posted:

Uh, the rules specifically state you get kicked out if you use your legs so stepping is not allowed. The fetish is clearly "getting pulverized by the rear end or tits of girls in swimsuits"

Did you even watch the show?

Speaking of getting pulverized, I hope we get to see somebody shoot rear end fireballs like in the intro. Don't mistake my position from my lovely attitude, I'm totally on board with this completely ridiculous thing.

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

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I'm so happy that we've already escalated to devastating rear end Hadoukens.

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

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I came around on Keijo!!!!!!! after Nozomi did an rear end Kamehameha in the second episode, due to the aforementioned sincerity. This show is super genuine about... whatever it is that it's doing. It's girls using their tits and asses to conduct ridiculous anime battles, and is not trying to hide anything at all.

In comparison, Scorching Ping Pong girls somehow feels way grosser because of the way the animators specifically focus on girls getting so sweat-drenched that their clothes turn transparent, and all the blushing and giggling makes the whole thing seem like a weird metaphor for sex. It's like they did the "subliminal frames of porn" thing from fight club into the narrative of a slice of life sports anime.

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

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Lord Koth posted:

Things we have learned this week on Keijo!!!!!!!!:

Giving yourself a wedgie makes you much faster.

If she wasn't making the Dio's Time Teleport noise from Jojo, then they were definitely at least trying to evoke it. A+++

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

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horriblePencilist posted:

If I can't gamble what's the point

You'll get to see what happens when a woman pushes her glutes and hip flexor groups to the peak of human potential, and probably a TV spot where she hipchecks a pickup truck out of its parking spot.

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deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

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Raenir Salazar posted:

Right I understand that's her motivation but why does she consistently hold her own?

As far as I can tell from the anime, having not read the manga, her advanced natural agility and inclination to spin and flip allowed her to unleash a devastating rear end Hadouken more or less without realizing it as soon as she fully applied herself to trying to hit somebody incredibly hard with her butt.

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