Luvcow posted:

*tony montana sits at his desk, an enormous pile of sausage and pancakes in front of him*

liddledragon posted:

"Welcome to the 10 'o'clock news. Our top story tonight: Trix or Treat? Throwing it over to our crime and breakfast anchor, Diane, who is live on the streets tonight."

"Thanks, Jack. While this may look like a quiet, peaceful suburban neighborhood, terror has washed over its streets this Halloween night. Reports of a man dressed in an oversized bunny outfit are coming in at the Townsboro Police District tonight. Distressed parents are saying that the Bunny Man is luring unsuspecting children over with the promise of bright, colorful Halloween candy.
The danger? This "candy" is actually one of the street's most dangerous breakfast foods. The police are reporting that dozens of children have been checked into the local hospital, suffering from seizures and hyper mania caused by eating the rainbow cereal. According to our sources inside the hospital, many of the kids are screaming the words that the Bunny Man told them over and over. We have exclusive footage of one victim of the breakfast cereal crime spree, just moments before being restrained and carried away for medical attention."

*cuts to footage of a little girl in a princess costume, running madly in circles and flailing, screaming at the top of her lungs*

"SILLY RABBIT, TRIX ARE FOR KIDS!!"

railroad terror posted:

Is it too late to point out I had Eggo "Minis" as a dessert last night? With maple syrup? I don't think I've given up yet, but, I mean, it sure looks like I'm headed that way

GRILLARY CLINTON posted: