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I went to a music festival and thought everyone was looking for some lost friend of theirs named Jimmy. They'd walk by me and quietly say "Jimmy?"and I'd shake my head - no, I haven't seen him, sorry. When I told my friend about this later in the tent, they laughed at my innocence and told me the horrifying truth - these were breakfast dealers, selling warm slices of sausage to breakfast-addled festies at $10 a pop. I'm afraid after hearing this, I just couldn't enjoy the Pink Floyd Experience show that evening, and when they played Alan's Psychedelic Breakfast, the way the crowd cheered just made me sick.
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I heard they found custom Doom maps on their computers where you shoot bowl monsters with some sort of oatmeal gun *shudder*
what's worse, it was produced by some top dog breakfast suppliers to try to keep people hooked. they even gave it out for free in some of their packages.
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The whole stretch from new york city down to south jersey and as far west as maybe york PA is just an absolute cesspool of "diners," these sick little numbers open 24/7 and if you know what to ask for they'll serve you breakfast any time of day
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Sep 22, 2016 18:53
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“man, I got some good foreign poo poo while I was in europe. you boys ever had an omelette du fromage?”
Dexter, writhing, strapped to a bed in rehab: omelette du fromage, omelette du fromage!!!
Cop who brought him in, sighing: makes me goddamn sick...
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Sep 22, 2016 19:03
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Went to Toasting Man this year, split a cinnamon roll with my buddy, and ended up going to the oatmeal tent and doing lots of things with tech workers id rather not talk about in polite company
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Eggoldmine?
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