- FactsAreUseless
-
|
Toaster Strudel. Toaster. Struuuuudel. Toaster toaster toaster toaster. Stru. Del. Strudel.
They is, they is, they is
|
#
¿
Sep 22, 2016 15:30
|
|
- Adbot
-
ADBOT LOVES YOU
|
|
|
#
¿
Apr 29, 2024 01:02
|
|
- FactsAreUseless
-
|
[while assembling a waffle house] Lego my Eggo!
|
|
#
¿
Sep 22, 2016 15:32
|
|
- FactsAreUseless
-
|
If this is a reference to that Tobias Wolff short story, I want you to know that I got it, because I am well-read.
|
|
#
¿
Sep 22, 2016 15:40
|
|
- FactsAreUseless
-
|
Where we're going, we don't need eyes to see the taste you can see.
|
|
#
¿
Sep 22, 2016 15:49
|
|
- FactsAreUseless
-
|
I sink my entire body into a warm oatmeal bath. I let it pour through my folds and crevices, the oatmeal swallows me whole and soon I forget my body entirely. Carefully, I eat an egg.
|
|
#
¿
Sep 22, 2016 15:56
|
|
- FactsAreUseless
-
|
Going to the big party with a keg o' waffles.
|
|
#
¿
Sep 22, 2016 16:25
|
|
- FactsAreUseless
-
|
A Junji Ito comic about a guy who cooks himself in a giant toaster because he's obsessed with Frosted Strawberry Pop Tarts.
|
|
#
¿
Sep 22, 2016 16:33
|
|
- Adbot
-
ADBOT LOVES YOU
|
|
|
#
¿
Apr 29, 2024 01:02
|
|
- FactsAreUseless
-
|
Woke up on the trailer floor again. Hands shaking. Diabetes. My blood sugar was hosed again. I needed something. Empty box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Worthless. Half a croissant in the fridge. Chocolate scooped out of it. Ate it anyway.
|
|
#
¿
Sep 23, 2016 00:27
|
|
#
¿
Sep 22, 2016 15:30
