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Me: What are these, Trevor? WHAT ARE THESE *shaking box of pop tarts*
Trevor: You know what they are mom
Me: Who taught you about these? Where did you learn this behavior?
Trevor: FROM YOU, MOM, I LEARNED IT FROM YOU
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I think my teenage son has a breakfast problem.
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Sep 22, 2016 15:19
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first tine posting here in E/N. it started innocently enough with an eggo here, a belvita breakfast cookie there, but I drove by IHOP late last night and saw him with some friends ordering pancakes. advice?
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"This is your brain on breakfast"
[dramatically sizzles a bunch of dank weed nugs in a frying pan]
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Sep 22, 2016 15:23
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I sink my entire body into a warm oatmeal bath. I let it pour through my folds and crevices, the oatmeal swallows me whole and soon I forget my body entirely. Carefully, I eat an egg.
gently sliding into oatmeal bath with FAU. nothing romantic, just two guys who love breakfast, sharing the experience together. Not a word is spoken as the oatmeal works it's way over me. I eat an egg.
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Sep 22, 2016 16:05
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Sep 22, 2016 16:16
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any BIG breakfast eaters itt?
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Sep 22, 2016 16:19
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Cheryl on the corner, turning Trix for money
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Sep 22, 2016 20:16
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medicinal breakfast is a joke. You can just wander into a waffle house and tell the waiter "ohh, I'm so hungry" and they'll write you up a scrip with hardly a question asked
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Sep 22, 2016 23:22
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push the toaster lever and prepre to jam!
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