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City of Glompton

With convenience breakfast foods available at every cornerstore, and the ability to make homemade breakfast foods with just a few ingredients found in any kitchen, America's youth are in crisis.

We'll explore the issue and meet some of the kids who are *dramatic pause*

Addicted To Breakfast. Tonight on 20/20,


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yeah I"m heading to Peru for vacation. they have these shaman-led morning rituals that are life-changing. It's not like your normal breakfast or whatever, it's a journey to the spirit universe, and these guys take years to learn how to lead others through the coffee, eggs, bacon, hashbrowns, waffles, pancakes, and toast. supposedly if you do it right, you'll see God.


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guys I want to tell you, be safe out there...today I got these things called 'Beggin Strips' down at the bodega and they assured me it was a totally legal 'break fast' treat...I ate one slice and ended up stripping off my clothes, crawling around on my hands and knees, and I even tried to smell my neighbor's butt before I finally turned around three times and passed out.


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City of Glompton

so my neighbors are 'fasters, and I can't leave a window open without the smell of syrup and fried preserved meats wafting in. they try to cover it up by burning incense but that only makes it worse. I'm not really against breakfast but I'm afraid my boss is gonna smell bacon on me and I'm going to get fired. it's too hot to keep the house closed up all day so that is not a solution. anyone else had neighbors like this? do you think I can get them to switch to cold cereal maybe?


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