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Bulky Bartokomous
Nov 3, 2006

In Mypos, only the strong survive.

Bert Roberge posted:

Keeping a colony of fire ants might be up there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrnDOovsmfg

Mother of God....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qF5_P2e_T0

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Bulky Bartokomous
Nov 3, 2006

In Mypos, only the strong survive.

I'll vote for iguanas. The first day I had mine he bit me and got loose and crawled inside my heater. I got him out safely by disassembling the heater but that was about par for the course. He hated human interaction and showed it by whipping his tail like a champ. He also loved to poo poo in his water dish. By the time I sold him he could break skin with his tail whip attack and he was only 3 feet long. He was gorgeous though, and I sold him to a dude with an iguana room in his basement. Males benefit from iguana love dolls, so you can look forward to cleaning up a stuffed animal with lizard jizz on it.

If you have an iguana room in your basement or you live somewhere that keeping it outdoors in a screened off area is feasible they can be pretty cool pets, but that's probably 1 out of every 1,000 iguanas that gets sold.

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