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Barudak posted:I feel like if I were an owner the only quality I would look for in a GM/Coach is "Has not been a Belichick man at any point" because my god is his geas strong. Romeo Crennel, Charlie Weis, Eric Mangini, Josh McDaniels, Bill O'Brien... has there been anyone who's actually succeeded?
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I mean, that game was 2 awful kickoff fumbles and an interception vs no turnovers, but still, Texans have to be just pissed with how they played tonight. I think a lot of the blame has to go to TNF road team flukiness, but their offense is in serious trouble, and their defensive line just got run over by the Patriots oline which is probably not that dominant.
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nooneofconsequence posted:I get this reference. Good man.
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lol Jacoby Brisett looking around like "does somebody wanna talk to me? anybody?"
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Barudak posted:I feel like if I were an owner the only quality I would look for in a GM/Coach is "Has not been a Belichick man at any point" because my god is his geas strong. I was going to say based on Saban and BOB they do ok in college. Then I remembered Charlie Weis. Who managed to make Kansas historically bad for them, which is like taking over the Browns right now and making them a whole hell of a lot worse.
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The Patriots played a super conservative 12-9 shitfest game plan, and the Texans made it 27-0 instead.
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Brannock posted:Romeo Crennel, Charlie Weis, Eric Mangini, Josh McDaniels, Bill O'Brien... has there been anyone who's actually succeeded? He even cursed the Browns by leaving. I'd probably start avoiding even just people who met him.
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I know the results of this game are entirely due to both Belichick's rampant cheating and his multiple pacts with Satan, but it is actually still pretty impressive anyway.
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Kalli posted:I mean, that game was 2 awful kickoff fumbles and an interception vs no turnovers, but still, Texans have to be just pissed with how they played tonight. The Texans barely beat two medicore to bad teams and when they went up against a good team they got exposed for all their weaknesses. literally not surprised this result happened. They're the most aggressively mediocre team I can think of.
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Salvor_Hardin posted:Also holy poo poo, the patriots punter is basically Orin Incandenza
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Ghost Dog posted:the patriots without brady are not a particularly good team, actually Texans just Real Dumb.
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sean10mm posted:Hiring Belichick assistants LOL There is a 0% chance that McDaniels isn't hired to be a head coach after the season. Its when someone signs Patricia to a 7 year contract for 25 million that the NFL will finally hit the Old Yeller "he is my dog" speech.
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Judging by the confusion on everyone's faces, I think the Texans were just utterly, completely, pig-stinking, shitfaced during this game. Cause what the loving  just happened.Patriots for eternal AFC champs, just abolish every other team in the division cause it don't loving matter.
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Brannock posted:Romeo Crennel, Charlie Weis, Eric Mangini, Josh McDaniels, Bill O'Brien... has there been anyone who's actually succeeded? Take a look at the Houston coaching staff graphic they showed before the game. I don't want to spoil this for you
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Ghost Dog posted:the patriots without brady are not a particularly good team, actually Probably the worst 3 and 0 team 
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Brady backups vs Belichick assistants: which are the deadlier football viruses?
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Hunterhr posted:Probably the worst 3 and 0 team simultaneously the best
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Well that was fun, let's do this again sometime.
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Also I really want that gif of the play in the 4th where osweiler missed everyone with a short throw and two patriots were just kinda standing there shrugging.
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Genocide Tendency posted:Take a look at the Houston coaching staff graphic they showed before the game. I can't find it, what was it?
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That sure was a National Football League contest.
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Brannock posted:I wonder what Belichick would wear if it wasn't mandatory that the coaches wear Nike gear on the sidelines (apparently the hobo look is his protest against this) Same thing. Except not branded. And dirtier.
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It still kills me that Belichick is the last person to win a playoff game with the Browns.
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Brannock posted:I can't find it, what was it? I missed it too, but the HC/OC/DC all were once on the Pats at least. Not sure if there are more beyond those.
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LordPants posted:It still kills me that Belichick is the last person to win a playoff game with the Browns. Well, if Lebron can return to Cleveland...
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Brannock posted:I can't find it, what was it? I don't know what it is but I think these were all the ex-Patriots coaches/players Coaches: DC: Romeo Crennel - DC Patriots 2000-2004. OC: George Godsey - QB Coach 2011-2013 ST: Larry Izzo - Patriots ST player 2001-2008 LB: Mike Vrabel - Patriots LB 2001-2008
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Kalli posted:I don't know what it is but I think these were all the ex-Patriots coaches/players And Bill O'Brien was a Patriots offensive coordinator.
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Petey posted:wait, actually, i like this one if they had it there already the Texans could save a lot on airfare going home
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Kalli posted:LB: Mike Vrabel - Patriots LB 2001-2008 The name of Mike Vrabel should never be spoken without including the note that he is the NFL's most efficient receiver of all time. He has 10 career receptions, all for TDs including two in Super Bowls, with fewer than 20 total yards.
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Also he is smart enough to turn down a DC role with the 49rs, right? 
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CANNIBAL GIRLS posted:Pats will win by 35 i was close
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Kalli posted:I mean, that game was 2 awful kickoff fumbles and an interception vs no turnovers, but still, Texans have to be just pissed with how they played tonight. the pats still win in a shutout without the turnovers tho.
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Genocide Tendency posted:There is a 0% chance that McDaniels isn't hired to be a head coach after the season. But the future refused to change.... As a Broncos fan, I will so hard if any team ever give McDaniels a head coaching job in the future. I mean, all of the other Belichick disciples, they at least went to a team that needed a major transformation to be good. McDaniels was literally handed over a team full of stars and completely dismantled it in like a 2 year period
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