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marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit

Hughmoris posted:

Brady coming back for the Browns.

They're actually going to trade him, so Brady's first game will be as a member of the Browns against the Pats.

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Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
And now a fair catch at the 2 holy poo poo guy

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
lol why would you fair catch there?

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Why couldn't Los Angeles get their poo poo together in 2000 and taken Houston's franchise

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Why would you catch it at the 3

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Christ, Bill. Well done.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Mystic Stylez posted:

This game is so boring that the Brazilian announcers are talking about how many games the Patriots would win in a season with Ryan Lindley as the QB

Jacoby Brissett is basically Lindley bad, so.... 8-9 ish?

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


p cool doggo

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Fair catch inside the five lol nothing even matters

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010
Where's the belichik middle finger gif

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







fair catch at the three you loving idiot

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Nice fair catch

He must work for OBrien

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
Also holy poo poo, the patriots punter is basically Orin Incandenza

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Hughmoris posted:

Brady coming back for the Browns.

He's not more pissed off than Josh Gordon!

Who will have...someone or other throwing to him.

Jesus Christ that fair catch.

Adun
Apr 15, 2001

Publicola
Fun Shoe
I mean they have a lot bigger issues but why the gently caress did he fair catch that

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
Just loving kneel

Argento
Feb 19, 2004

Ladies, I'm back
Lipstick Apathy

Kalli posted:

Jacoby Brissett is basically Lindley bad, so.... 8-9 ish?

Stop smoking that crack, Brissett has jets, Lindley is way worse, brah.

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
Lets get a pick 6 to close it out.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Houston likes a challenge. Go for that safety!

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

One last time for the record.

Hail Satan.

Hunterhr
Jan 4, 2007

And The Beast, Satan said unto the LORD, "You Fucking Suck" and juked him out of his goddamn shoes

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

He gets off on humiliating his former subordinates

I like to imagine him asking McDaniels if he paid the iron price when he came back.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
Hiring Belichick assistants LOL

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012
giving a game ball to brisset is communism.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Good News: The Texans held Brisett to just 151 yards

Bad News:

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


good lord allen they have families

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Why even run, just kneel instead of hurting your own dudes.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Give the game ball to Allen

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Mods / Goodell please rename Houston Texans to the Toronto Ontarioans.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Salvor_Hardin posted:

Also holy poo poo, the patriots punter is basically Orin Incandenza

I get this reference.

LorneReams
Jun 27, 2003
I'm bizarre
Bill should have called a TO, no mercy

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
that was so boring

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


WampaLord posted:

One last time for the record.

Hail Satan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbzUTRAUac4

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Thoroughly enjoyable romp!

wasianchickn
Sep 4, 2006

welp
i'm going to go drown myself in the toilet bye

Barudak
May 7, 2007

I feel like if I were an owner the only quality I would look for in a GM/Coach is "Has not been a Belichick man at any point" because my god is his geas strong.

midwat
May 6, 2007

How???????

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Best punter, best kicker, best two tight ends, four best QBs

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
You deserved this, Houston

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Possibly Chicken posted:

What kinda team name is texans

STFU, my Iowa City Iowans expansion team is gonna kick rear end.

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Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
This Twitter stream was solid.

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