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Daltos pointed out in the Discord that Osweiler drops his right hand every time he's about to snap the ball on a pass and drops his hips every time he snaps on a run play. Which is like, holy poo poo, how do you signal the snap count and type of play to your opponent like that as a starting QB?
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Sorry Bill and the Patriots exposed your team as everything you secretly knew them to be
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sirtommygunn posted:Daltos pointed out in the Discord that Osweiler drops his right hand every time he's about to snap the ball on a pass and drops his hips every time he snaps on a run play. Which is like, holy poo poo, how do you signal the snap count and type of play to your opponent like that as a starting QB? Because he's not good and Houston paid a hilarious amount of money for him
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sirtommygunn posted:Daltos pointed out in the Discord that Osweiler drops his right hand every time he's about to snap the ball on a pass and drops his hips every time he snaps on a run play. Which is like, holy poo poo, how do you signal the snap count and type of play to your opponent like that as a starting QB? I feel like this is more on the coaching staff for not realizing and fixing this
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The special teams play for that game was insane. Two kickoff fumbles lost, 6(?) punts downed inside the 20.... just murdered there., Brissett was a 3rd string rookie QB. He was pretty lousy, but somehow the Texans kept letting him get open and pick up first downs running or with easy as hell passes. Run blocking was impressive. I figured the Texans would dominate the trenches, but they were pushed around by the patriots offensive line and Bennett&Gronk. Not for a huge amount, really just 60 yards for Blount while the game was competitive, but still a few drives marched down the field that I did not expect. Defense played lights out. Osweiler looked bad, receivers were dropping passes when he was on target... just not their night at all. All in all, Thursday night road teams tend to play like poo poo, this was an extreme of that, but I think they're more the team that played the Chiefs close and beat up the Bears then this one tonight. They're probably a moderate favorite to win the AFC South still, though Osweiler has been straight lousy through 3 games, so that's not looking great. E:
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The real highlight of the game was the double DPI endzone experience culminating in the Refs just giving the gently caress up and calling it a touchdown so that could stop standing there.
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I'm glad the Broncos didn't cave in to Barf Fartweiler. Probate me for the Rivals pun bitch #PrayForSiemian (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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We would have been a better team the last 2 years with Fitzy.
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I am glad I missed this game entirely
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I was going to do a church thing tonight but I got really sick so i stayed home and watched the game Double whammy =(
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Also the Texans ran a hella lot of give up plays on drives when playing against a bad rookie QB where being aggressive is fine.
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TubeStank posted:I am glad I missed this game entirely That's like saying you're glad you missed the recital your kid did where they were ok but some other kid got on stage, pointed at his parents, and just started saying gently caress over and over again until he got dragged off stage.
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Barudak posted:That's like saying you're glad you missed the recital your kid did where they were ok but some other kid got on stage, pointed at his parents, and just started saying gently caress over and over again until he got dragged off stage. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpuRC-IV7dY
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The Texans made so many weird choices on 3rd down in this game and never even tried stretching the field while the game was still competitive. Meanwhile their defense apparently forgot how to tackle.
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kalensc posted:Ehud should just call in sick tomorrow Honestly.. Im considering hopping on 95 south bound to make sure he isn't hanging from the shower curtain rod.
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Out of curiosity will this toxx be fulfilled if the pats win next week Parmesan Basil posted:Forums User 4 Ring Shrimp and I will enter a Mexican Standoff
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with regards to the first four regular season games for the New England Patriots. Since Tom Brady is banned from playing due to his cheating, the bet will be thus: If the New England Patriots remain undefeated during that Brady-less stretch, then I will accept a ban. If the are winless during this period, then 4 Ring Shrimp will accept a ban.
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Please come home JJ. Houston can't hurt you anymore if you come to Green Bay.
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This is all going perfectly to plan so that the Patriots hubris next week leads to a Bills streak and 14-2 season where somehow they play the Pats in the Super Bowl and instead of a post game handshake Rex Ryan and Bellichek beat each other to a bloody pulp. Or another Pats Super Bowl, whatever.
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Pretend that I'm putting Crying Jordan on a Texans related image
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Enforce the Toxx, and change the andey thread back to being positive about my good boy
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Tzen posted:lol the Texans are poo poo.
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Malloreon posted:Did JJ watt/Clowney have an off night or did the Patriots O-line actually stop them?! Brissett was rarely in the pocket long enough to get sacked. They did a lot of handoffs, end-arounds, rollouts, etc.
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midwat posted:Brissett was rarely in the pocket long enough to get sacked. They did a lot of handoffs, end-arounds, rollouts, etc. 'Take away their biggest strength.' I love it.
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Metapod posted:Out of curiosity will this toxx be fulfilled if the pats win next week  like toxxes get enforced in tff
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Snarling in frustration, McDaniels slammed shut his Book. The Dark One would be angered, but he no longer cared. "Now is not the time to neglect your studies, student." The eyes were on him, His malevolent gaze burning into his back. "There's no hope for us. Not now. Not with this." Naked silence stretched between them, drawing out sharp as a blade. McDaniels waited, keenly aware of the sound of his own breath, his neglected Book still shut in front of him. The Dark One said nothing, and McDaniels waited for the reprimand he knew would come. "Open your book." His fingers lingered on the cover for a moment before he slumped in his seat. "It's no use. We'll have to throw out the Book now." "Untrue, my student. The Book will guide us. The Book is all." Wheeling his chair to face the Dark One, McDaniels met His gaze. The evil eyes glittered in the pale starlight, and McDaniels was afraid. "It can't be done," he said. "We can't throw screens every play. What would you have us do? Run the option?" "The option? Yes...we'll have a touchdown on an option play." "And Watt?" The Dark One gave a muffled snort. "Leave him to Me. He is of no consequence. You will run the option and we will score a touchdown. We will also run Blount." McDaniels shook his head. "We can't game this like we did Miami. Blount won't be able to gain yards in this game." "You dare to doubt Me?" The Dark One stepped forward, his eyes glittering with evil intelligence, burning with forbidden desires. McDaniels understood then. "You like this. You want to do it without Tom. Without Jimmy. You want it all for yourself." The Dark One's mouth twisted into a wry smile, or perhaps it was a sneer. "You think My success is built on the backs of the players? Have you learned nothing in twelve years? The stars are right, Joshua. It is My time." McDaniels shrunk back in his seat as fear gripped his heart. "This is wrong," he said. "These things should not be." The Dark One smiled. "And yet they are. All things now will service me, Joshua. And none can escape."
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Gameko posted:Snarling in frustration, McDaniels slammed shut his Book. The Dark One would be angered, but he no longer cared. Sorry but Bill Belichick does not express that much emotion.
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Patriots : NFL :: cops : black people
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Osweiler is really slow at his progressions. It's a thing that's common to big armed QBs with little in-game experience, but seriously the Pats just straight up fooled him on a few throws, like that pick he threw right to Jamie Collins. Houston basically played like they were timid and scared of the Patriots, which is like how every stupid team has played them since what, 2003?
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