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find an attractive boy, mumble "myboyfriendsayswhat?" at him (protip: have a notary nearby when you do this so his response is legally binding)
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these are all fantastic ideas
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Ace of Baes posted:Tell dudes you don't want commitment, then sneak your entire house into his place one piece at a time, I recommend using gloves when you get to the insulation. lol
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find a cute boy in a coma at the hospital. if you visit them every day for seven years you're common law married
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how do you beat out other competitors if you are going after the same boyfriend?
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:how do you beat out other competitors if you are going after the same boyfriend? challenge them to the terrordome, but don't forget to check your horrorscope first. |
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Sep 24, 2016 20:53
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at the eb games at the mall is where I always find good boyfriends they like video games |
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Sep 24, 2016 21:12
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walk up to a boy and act as if he is your boyfriend and has been so for a long time. If he seems confused act like you think he's joking, if he persists get really offended and storm off if you keep it up for long enough you'll have him in no time 
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PEPSI for TV-GAME
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meditate every day, live a life of quiet serenity, and eventually you will realize that the boyfriend was inside you all along |
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Sep 24, 2016 21:15
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Keep an eye out for a boy being chased by the police/armed thugs. As he runs past, grab him and kiss him until the police have gone by and the coast is clear. You'll get wrapped up in whatever adventure he's having but you'll fall in love by the end.
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Cnut the Great posted:meditate every day, live a life of quiet serenity, and eventually you will realize that the boyfriend was inside you all along this is also how you become gay fwiw |
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Sep 24, 2016 21:22
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Drop your handkerchief while you're walking past a cute boy and wait for him to pick it up for you. After he hands it to you inform him that he touched your snot and so now you have an eternal and unbreakable connection to each other. |
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Sep 24, 2016 21:23
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Make sure not to make any sudden movements, and always feed them from your palm, rather than your fingers. Make sure to wear gloves! Men can be very messy eaters. |
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Sep 24, 2016 21:30
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Dodge his attacks for three cycles. At the end of his third attack, he will pause to taunt you, exposing a red gem in the center of his chest. That's his weak point. Shoot it with your particle cannon.
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Spin around in circles super fast until you create a tornado. If you do it right, the suction will be too powerful for him to escape.
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some have said that mystery is the essence of attraction, but i've found sewing magnets into all his clothes to be the more direct approach
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if you're looking for a way to break the ice, try running out in front of his car while he's messing with the radio
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plant a boyfriend seed in your backyard and water it every day
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go to the ocean and find a cute boy swimming. when you swim by him, release your eggs into the water... he'll know what to do 
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whatever you do, don't bring up the fact that after you have sex, you intend to eat his head
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Try speed dating, the worst thing that can happen is you sell the copper wiring and earn a few extra bucks.
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Applewhite posted:Dodge his attacks for three cycles. At the end of his third attack, he will pause to taunt you, exposing a red gem in the center of his chest. That's his weak point. Shoot it with your particle cannon.
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if you are working at a taqueria, call a cute customer "sweetie" and be generous with his tortilla chips this one's a slow burn, be prepared to wait for a while
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find out places your crush likes to hang out for a couple hours at a time. ex: a local bar, restaurant, therapist's office, etc... preferably it's a place with only one entrance/exit or you may need to factor in some extra time. using your spinnerettes, cover the entrance with a web of fine, sticky silk. once he's caught, just wrap him up and start laying your eggs in whatever orifices you wish! |
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you really only need two things: a fishing pole baited with a hamburger and time
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MiracleWhale posted:you really only need two things: a fishing pole baited with a hamburger and time i will gladly give you a boyfriend tomorrow for a hamburger today |
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big black turnout posted:i will gladly give you a boyfriend tomorrow for a hamburger today wouldn't we all
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1.find a cute guy. 2.move into his house /apartment when he's not home 3.cook him a delicious dinner 4.wait at the front door with slippers and a shot of whisky 5.profit |
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alot of this advice seems to really count on the boy knowing what to do what if the boy needs help too!? can we get some more details please i have some friends that would really like to be someones boyfriend someday |
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hang a sign around your neck that says "free beer and nachos"
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Claven666 posted:hang a sign around your neck that says "free beer and nachos" be careful though because they might think it's free beer that doesn't belong to them |
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Make him feel like a rock star. All you need to do is chase him around while screeching at the top of your lungs and then when you catch him, tear a fistful of hair out of his head and keep it in a shrine in your closet. |
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thepiratebae.se posted:empty quote this message and ur crush will kiss you tomorrow!! drat You, piratepae.se
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Luvcow posted:now that i'm an 18 year old japanese waif i'm finding it hard to find older portly american men that are interested in me Eew. Way too old.
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Applewhite posted:Keep an eye out for a boy being chased by the police/armed thugs. As he runs past, grab him and kiss him until the police have gone by and the coast is clear. You'll get wrapped up in whatever adventure he's having but you'll fall in love by the end. I saw that movie. It was . . . every romantic comedy made in the 1940s, no?
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Worldshatter posted:this is also how you become gay fwiw Too late.
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MiracleWhale posted:whatever you do, don't bring up the fact that after you have sex, you intend to eat his head Good protip.
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Step 1 = post in BYOB Step 2 = ???
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