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How do boyfriend? Bwa fran? Bwuh bwuh bwuh bwuh fraaaaiiiiinnnnn. bwaffles. bwumplery. BOYF. Boyf boyf boyf boyf boyf. Fraaaaaaan. HERE IS THE ADVICE PORTION OF THE POST: 
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wiggle ur butt thats a good move
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Applewhite posted:Dodge his attacks for three cycles. At the end of his third attack, he will pause to taunt you, exposing a red gem in the center of his chest. That's his weak point. Shoot it with your particle cannon. Somebody fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Sep 25, 2016
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MiracleWhale posted:some have said that mystery is the essence of attraction, but i've found sewing magnets into all his clothes to be the more direct approach Somebody fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Sep 25, 2016 ---------------- |
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Sep 25, 2016 01:47
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There is a little known rule that states that you can challenge any single man to a boardgame of his choice. If you win a best 2 out of 3 series he is obligated to be your boyfriend for a period of no less than 4 months.
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MiracleWhale posted:you really only need two things: a fishing pole baited with a hamburger and time Somebody fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Sep 25, 2016 |
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Vynar posted:There is a little known rule that states that you can challenge any single man to a boardgame of his choice. If you win a best 2 out of 3 series he is obligated to be your boyfriend for a period of no less than 4 months. Somebody fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Sep 25, 2016 ---------------- |
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go to a public place and ask a boy if he wants to see your boobies if he says yes then he is now legally your boyfriend ---------------- |
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Sep 25, 2016 02:24
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How is boyfriend made?
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Robot Made of Meat posted:How is boyfriend made? They need to do way instain boyfriend ---------------- |
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Vynar posted:There is a little known rule that states that you can challenge any single man to a boardgame of his choice. If you win a best 2 out of 3 series he is obligated to be your boyfriend for a period of no less than 4 months. I'm pretty sure this is only a rule in Thailand. ---------------- |
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Sep 25, 2016 03:41
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boyfriends are overrated. what you really want to get is telekinesis.
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Sep 25, 2016 04:43
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show your engorged bulge to him
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Sep 25, 2016 04:58
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i have an ancient recipe for a love potion, but it requires some pretty rare ingredients. if you can get ahold of 7 virgin white dove feathers and a nether crystal flask, i think i may be able to help you out.
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The real question is how do you get rid of him once you've got him amirite ladies?
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sometimes you can spot them swimming around in drainage ditches after a storm
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Sep 25, 2016 05:09
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Replace the shrapnel warhead of a claymore anti-personnel mine with a bento box lunch then conceal the mine at a choke point you know he'll be passing through.
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claymore anti-personal mine cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink)
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mysterious frankie posted:boyfriends are overrated. what you really want to get is telekinesis. ---------------- |
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grab his nuts and the rest will follow
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listen to this song on repeat until you unlock its secrets: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UX2afsTqFI ---------------- |
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Guys love a good singer, try to sing a boy you like a song, pick a song that's not too romantic (don't want to scare him off) but still suggestive, for beginners I'd recommend the classic. "A B C Song", it starts off pretty neutral A B C D E..etc. but the kicker is at the end "next time won't you sing with me", if this doesn't at least get you a number I don't know what to tell you.
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Find a girl with a boyfriend and challenge her to single combat The winner shall obtain the boyfriend, such is the way of the jungle |
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PEPSI for TV-GAME
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:You don't. i thought this was the chill forum??? |
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good point. try some minecraft servers, you can build a relationship while building a pig cannon |
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big black turnout posted:good point. try some minecraft servers, you can build a relationship while building a pig cannon Creative collaboration is a fantastic way to get to know someone. I think making something together is essential for long-term relationship building, as it simulates having and raising a child. |
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mysterious frankie posted:boyfriends are overrated. what you really want to get is telekinesis.
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purchase a boyfriend whistle. it emits a high frequency tone that only a boyfriend can hear
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MiracleWhale posted:purchase a boyfriend whistle. it emits a high frequency tone that only a boyfriend can hear normal dog whistles can be substituted when near young republicans meetings or bath houses |
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Sep 25, 2016 09:49
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I tried the boyfriend whistle and now DMX is courting me, but I'm a little intimidated by his rather....aggressive style. |
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Sep 25, 2016 10:27
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serious answer: dont shower
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Orkin Mang posted:serious answer: dont shower Seriouser answer: go ahead and shower, boys don't mind. |
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Sep 25, 2016 13:43
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keep it submerged in the tub until it reaches full size |
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Sep 25, 2016 13:48
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Moon Atari posted:Online videogames with a chat function are a great place to meet quality bachelors. bachelor number 1: hahaha wtg nerd you got owned me: ahhh  sorry, I was looking for something a bit more consensual
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boyfriends are so last year, get a boyenemy instead
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