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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Echo Chamber posted:

"This show started to suck at [exact joke from a season 13 episode]."

If you have FXX, you'll be able to see the exact moment of suckage when they run another Simpsons marathon this Thanksgiving. All 600 episodes will be shown in order.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
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They mentioned Arnold Palmer on tonight's show and now he's dead.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

J-Spot posted:

The new episode just ended but it feels like it never started. Was there actually a story there?

None that I could see.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
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:siren:600th Episode!:siren:

Treehouse of Horror XXVII

Dry Hard - Mr. Burns introduces a Hunger Games-style contest in which Springfield's children fight each other for a day in Burns' personal reservoir.

BFF - Lisa's imaginary best friend, Rachel, is jealous of Lisa's real best friends and starts killing them so she could spend more time with her.

Moefinger - Moe tells Bart that the barflies are actually covert agents and that he wants Bart join their team in Homer's place.

Source

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
One of you guys!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
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Trust but Clarify

Lisa and Bart investigate Krusty's suspicious new "Krustaceans" candy. Meanwhile, Homer wants a promotion at the nuclear plant and asks Marge to help him dress the part, and news anchor Kent Brockman struggles to find his feet in the changing media world.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

J-Spot posted:

The show was just renewed for 2 more seasons which will push it past Gunsmoke's record for most episodes of a scripted prime time tv series.

If episode #636 is not a Gunsmoke parody, I'll be pissed.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
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There Will Be Buds

Homer gets stuck coaching a kids' lacrosse team with Milhouse's friendless father, Kirk, and when Kirk becomes too clingy, Homer bad-mouths him about being a loser. But Kirk overhears the rant and disappears, right before the championship game.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

dovetaile posted:

I can absolutely see why Kirk is friendless.

I would not lend him a feeling.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Kevin Curran

In case you were wondering.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
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Havana Wild Weekend

When Grampa's health issues are unable to be treated effectively, the Simpsons take him to Cuba for cheap medical care.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
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"The Bart"

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
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Dad Behavior

Homer finds a new app that makes his life much easier and outsources his father-son bonding. Meanwhile, Grampa finds that he is about to be a father again.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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B-b-b-b-brains!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
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What was that song Homer was singing in the bedroom?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

RugClockVexx posted:

Was it Dirty Work, by Steely Dan? Or was it when Homer was singing "What to do with a Drunken Sailor?"

"What do you do with a drunken Homer
Make him watch Hunt for Red October
Let him drive in a lunar rover
Tickle his nose with a..."

It was the sailor one. Thanks.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
The Nightmare After Krustmas

To impress his daughter, Krusty brings her to spend Christmas with the Simpsons. Meanwhile, with church attendance plummeting, Rev. Lovejoy seeks converts, and a frightening Christmas toy spooks Maggie.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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Pork & Burns

When Marge becomes obsessed with a Japanese style of living, the Simpsons must part with any item that no longer brings them joy. For Homer, this means finding a new home for the family pig. For Lisa, it means saying goodbye to her beloved sax.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
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Will fade away
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cant cook creole bream posted:

That short description is terrible in like four different ways.
Why would Marge suddenly obsess over a "Japanese style of living"? Throwing out stuff you don't use anymore is hardly something unique to Japan. Why do they need a plot about getting rid of a pig which hasn't really shown up for years. Why is Lisas "beloved saxophone" suddenly something which doesn't bring any joy anymore?

After 600+ episodes, they're just throwing poo poo against the wall and seeing what sticks.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
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This is an odd episode.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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The Great Phatsby :siren: ONE HOUR EPISODE :siren:

Mr. Burns tries to relive his glory days, and crosses paths with a mysterious music mogul. Lisa is courted by the richest kid in town. Smithers begins a perilous journey and Marge opens an obscure boutique store.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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Football delay coming in.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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The Cad and the Hat

Bart's betrayal of Lisa leaves him having to deal with the guilt. Meanwhile, Homer proves to be a chess savant, leaving the Springfield citizenry in awe.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
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Kamp Krustier

A traumatic incident at Kamp Krustier sends Bart and Lisa home early, where they are responsible for some parentes interruptus. So, wiithout the distraction of sex, Homer turns into a more productive worker and caring husband, but Marge longs for the old Homer. Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa head back to camp to face the source of their trauma.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
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Will fade away
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22 for 30

In this parody of a cable sports show, Bart goes from delinquent with detention to the star basketball player at Springfield Elementary. Lisa covers Bart's success for the school paper, and Homer becomes the team's coach. Things go awry when Bart gets involved with the mafia

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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A Father's Watch

Marge consults parenting "experts" for advice when she suspects that Bart is heading down the road to failure. Meanwhile, Homer opens up a trophy store in Springfield; and Grandpa gifts Bart with a valuable watch, one that Homer's had his eye on.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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Caper Chase

Disappointed in Yale, Mr. Burns decides to start his own for-profit university and Homer is hired as a professor.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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Looking for Mr. Goodbart

Bart gets in trouble on Grandparents Day at school and is forced to hang out with Skinner's mother as punishment. After spending time with various grandmas in the neighborhood, he learns the benefits of hanging out with the elderly, but eventually recognizes the dangers of taking advantage of them. Meanwhile, Peekimon Get has taken over the town of Springfield.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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:siren:SEASON FINALE:siren:

Dogtown

The status of all canines in Springfield goes way up after Homer's court case determines that a dog's life is more valuable than a human's. And this new lofty position of power is not lost on man's best friends as they assert their dominance over the humans.

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