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It sucks, being so smart, I see all the "normie's" enjoying their cat memes and star bucks, I envy them.
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When I was a kid I was reading my mom's Stephen King books while the other kids were reading Nancy Drew, I guess you can say I have kind of a twisted mind.
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Sep 25, 2016 04:04
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Everyone at school plays call of duty and halo, they can't even grasp how complex and nuanced the Warcraft universe is.
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Sep 25, 2016 04:07
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Just gotta find some joy in the little things man, also smoke weed
Drugs are for losers, stoned dummies walk around oblivious of the racism surrounding us, plus my mom told me she'd take my computer if she thought I was on dope.
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Sep 25, 2016 04:08
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- Android Blues
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*going to cambridge* this suck's
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Sep 25, 2016 04:08
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Apple sucks.
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Sep 25, 2016 04:10
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Thought about running away last week but I don't know how to make lasagna.
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Sep 25, 2016 04:11
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Had a dream I burned down an urban outfitters last night, woke up covered in cat pee.
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Sep 25, 2016 04:12
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- Dr. Honked
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eat it you slaaaaaaag
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take that kind of attitude to the 'pos bub
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Sep 25, 2016 04:13
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eat it you slaaaaaaag
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sorry i meant that kind of 'tude
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Sep 25, 2016 04:14
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guys ace of baes is doing a joke thread here. try to think of funny things that relate to what he's saying or just sit back and watch the fun
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Sep 25, 2016 04:16
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I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.
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I'm so smart that no one can fathom how smart I am or relate to me. I'm so smart that people can't even really understand what I'm saying, and I even get confused by my thoughts because they are so complex and sophisticated.
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Sep 25, 2016 04:24
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- Dr. Honked
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eat it you slaaaaaaag
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guys ace of baes is doing a joke thread here. try to think of funny things that relate to what he's saying or just sit back and watch the fun
jork thrads in the yob? wtf
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Sep 25, 2016 04:26
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it's really hard in class when the teacher asks a question and everyone looks at me. I can tell by their pained expressions that they know I'm the only one who knows the answer.
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Sep 25, 2016 04:30
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I'm so smart that no one can fathom how smart I am or relate to me. I'm so smart that people can't even really understand what I'm saying, and I even get confused by my thoughts because they are so complex and sophisticated.
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Sep 25, 2016 04:31
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- Ace of Baes
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I was on Honor Roll, 1st grade to 7th grade, then I realized that grades and homework were just a meaningless tool invented by the man to try to indoctrinate us.
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Sep 25, 2016 04:32
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Yeah Hitler was evil, but you know who else was evil back then? America.
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Sep 25, 2016 04:34
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I laugh at all the sheeple, wasting so much time and money on such a meaningless task such as eating. My diet consists of nothing but Soylent, which provides my body with all the nutrients it requires, thus giving me precious extra time to mock you cave people.
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Sep 25, 2016 04:52
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Sorry, pop music just sounds like noise to me.
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Sep 25, 2016 04:57
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- Music Theory
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Avatar by Garden Walker
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*They're.
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Sep 25, 2016 04:59
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Small talk is so pointless. I do not care about how it's finally fall or what that one musician talked about last night, and I certainly don't want to discuss it with some random stranger.
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Sep 25, 2016 05:16
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- Macnult
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You're religious? Like you actually believe in all that? wow
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Sep 25, 2016 05:19
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- Macnult
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*at a sporting event*
"woo! go sports!"
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Sep 25, 2016 05:21
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- Afro Doug
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guys ace of baes is doing a joke thread here. try to think of funny things that relate to what he's saying or just sit back and watch the fun
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Sep 25, 2016 05:24
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This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
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I'm so smart that I figured out a dumpster is basically a little house with a roof that is also the front door and now I don't have to pay rent.
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Sep 25, 2016 05:34
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teacher: the earthquake had disastrous consequences for San Francisco, due in no small part to the fires sparked from its ruptured gas pipes. some parts of the city were absolutely decimated, and-
me: so only one tenth of those parts were destroyed?
teacher: e-excuse me…?
me: ever take a look at a dictionary, nerd? decimate means “to reduce by one-tenth”
teacher: language isn't a static construct-
me: whatever, old man. give me a ring after you learn some basic english
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me: *flies off on my copy of “elements of style”*
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Sep 25, 2016 06:09
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teacher: the earthquake had disastrous consequences for San Francisco, due in no small part to the fires sparked from its ruptured gas pipes. some parts of the city were absolutely decimated, and-
me: so only one tenth of those parts were destroyed?
teacher: e-excuse me…?
me: ever take a look at a dictionary, nerd? decimate means “to reduce by one-tenth”
teacher: language isn't a static construct-
me: whatever, old man. give me a ring after you learn some basic english
teacher:
me: *flies off on my copy of “elements of style”*
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Sep 25, 2016 06:11
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heh, wow, you're voting hillary clinton? im voting gary johnson
all these sheeple that aren't even woke to the free market smh
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Sep 25, 2016 06:13
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This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
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teacher: the earthquake had disastrous consequences for San Francisco, due in no small part to the fires sparked from its ruptured gas pipes. some parts of the city were absolutely decimated, and-
me: so only one tenth of those parts were destroyed?
teacher: e-excuse me…?
me: ever take a look at a dictionary, nerd? decimate means “to reduce by one-tenth”
teacher: language isn't a static construct-
me: whatever, old man. give me a ring after you learn some basic english
teacher:
me: *flies off on my copy of “elements of style”*
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Sep 25, 2016 06:41
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teacher: the earthquake had disastrous consequences for San Francisco, due in no small part to the fires sparked from its ruptured gas pipes. some parts of the city were absolutely decimated, and-
me: so only one tenth of those parts were destroyed?
teacher: e-excuse me…?
me: ever take a look at a dictionary, nerd? decimate means “to reduce by one-tenth”
teacher: language isn't a static construct-
me: whatever, old man. give me a ring after you learn some basic english
teacher:
me: *flies off on my copy of “elements of style”*
lmao
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Sep 25, 2016 06:41
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teacher: the earthquake had disastrous consequences for San Francisco, due in no small part to the fires sparked from its ruptured gas pipes. some parts of the city were absolutely decimated, and-
me: so only one tenth of those parts were destroyed?
teacher: e-excuse me…?
me: ever take a look at a dictionary, nerd? decimate means “to reduce by one-tenth”
teacher: language isn't a static construct-
me: whatever, old man. give me a ring after you learn some basic english
teacher:
me: *flies off on my copy of “elements of style”*
they should update that book.
if uve read the book youll get this here my joke
its a poo poo book for idiots
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Sep 25, 2016 06:41
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mom: for calling your science teacher "a peabrained mendicant" you're grounded for a week, mister.
me: I simply call it as I see it from my lofty intellectual perch, mother.
mom: well if you were so smart then why didn't you get away with it, huh?
me: well if you're so smart how come you didn't notice that you're talking to a tiger talkboy strapped to a bean bag wearing one of my signature poet shirts?
mom: *makes freaked out face as she realizes she's been owned by the best*
me: *driving away in her minivan, blaring hey man, nice shot*
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Sep 25, 2016 06:50
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mom: for calling your science teacher "a peabrained mendicant" you're grounded for a week, mister.
me: I simply call it as I see it from my lofty intellectual perch, mother.
mom: well if you were so smart then why didn't you get away with it, huh?
me: well if you're so smart how come you didn't notice that you're talking to a tiger talkboy strapped to a bean bag wearing one of my signature poet shirts?
mom: *makes freaked out face as she realizes she's been owned by the best*
me: *driving away in her minivan, blaring hey man, nice shot*
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mom: for calling your science teacher "a peabrained mendicant" you're grounded for a week, mister.
me: I simply call it as I see it from my lofty intellectual perch, mother.
mom: well if you were so smart then why didn't you get away with it, huh?
me: well if you're so smart how come you didn't notice that you're talking to a tiger talkboy strapped to a bean bag wearing one of my signature poet shirts?
mom: *makes freaked out face as she realizes she's been owned by the best*
me: *driving away in her minivan, blaring hey man, nice shot*
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