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FutonForensic posted:me: It only makes sense that you would go out with me; it's rare for a youth like myself to achieve self-actualization, and that makes me desirable. Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs? auggh this whole thread is helldumping me 
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I can spell pnuemonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. |
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Gatekeeper posted:auggh this whole thread is helldumping me |
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Sep 25, 2016 16:50
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Totally pwned some Christians today by telling them the Bible didn't exist. |
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Smart guy: I am Barack Obama. I am the logical president. I like to vote for logical things, such as XKCD comics or the television show Stephen Universe. Dumb guy: I am columnist George F. Will. I like baseball, football, basketball, and just generally being a big dumb jock. I have sex all day, with many different kinds of women. My enemy is the logical president Barack Obama. We are rivals. Smart guy: I will vote for health care. I will vote for overtime reform. I will vote for immigration enforcement changes. I am the logical man. I am Barack Obama. Dumb guy: I am the powerful sex writer George F. Will. I have written about many things: taxes, Texas, ticks, and talking. I love sex. My penis is large, but my brain has a below-average number of folds. Smart guy: I will destroy you with my sword. I will destroy you with my Japanese-style sword from a catalog. I remain Barack Obama, the president of logic. Dumb guy: I also have a sword from a catalog, and mine has a confederate flag dragon on it. And yet, I am still George F. Will, the sex-having word master. Smart guy: Then the heavens will shake. |
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Sep 25, 2016 17:46
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hahaha, powerful sex writer
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FactsAreUseless posted:Smart guy: I am Barack Obama. I am the logical president. I like to vote for logical things, such as XKCD comics or the television show Stephen Universe.
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I languish here in the aisle at Wal-Mart, trapped again. The indigenous naked apes make gibbering noises that roll forth slowly, dropping in chunks from their mouths like a slow shower of falling gravel that bounces off my head spitefully. Every tiny impact rings in my skull in tones almost familiar, yet somehow utterly alien. I stand, slightly shaking, and turn my gaze toward a callous God as I silently scream, "Technically it's not self checkout if I have to ask an attendant to override a mis-scan!"
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Sep 25, 2016 19:29
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*cues up Manfred Mann's "Blinded By The Light* this is a good song, why don't you sing along? *smirks*
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Sep 25, 2016 19:33
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my psychologist gave me an IQ test and needed to summon the spirit of Georg Ferdinand Ludwig Philipp Cantor to interpret the results  
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thug: what the hell are you? mensa batman: 01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01100010 01100001 01110100 01101101 01100001 01101110 thug: ??? mensa batman: *sighs loudly, rolls eyes* ---------------- |
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Sep 25, 2016 19:58
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FactsAreUseless posted:Smart guy: I am Barack Obama. I am the logical president. I like to vote for logical things, such as XKCD comics or the television show Stephen Universe. lmao
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Sep 25, 2016 20:39
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whereas I sometimes relish the idea of a girlfriend, I cannot deal with any sort of figurative caging or ceiling on my boundless insight and creativity *gets back to detailing his will sasso playing kenny rogers mad tv skin for minecraft* |
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teacher: *writing on chalkboard* welcome to day one of the hardest math class this school offers. this equation I'm putting up is believed to be unsolvable; trying to solve it has driven many a mathematician to madness and ruin. if any of you can solve it, and I doubt that you can, you will get an instant A and, to make it interesting, a kiss on the lips from my smoking hot wife. me: *strokes goatee thoughtfully* LATER, AFTER CLASS EMPTIES OUT me: *strides to the chalk board, takes a piece of chalk, throws it in the air and catches it masterfully, then begins writing* THE NEXT DAY teacher: *walks in, looks at chalkboard, drops coffee, and puts hand to his mouth in shock* my god... that's it... *camera pans to reveal entire john galt speech written after the equal sign* ---------------- |
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mysterious frankie posted:teacher: *writing on chalkboard* welcome to day one of the hardest math class this school offers. this equation I'm putting up is believed to be unsolvable; trying to solve it has driven many a mathematician to madness and ruin. if any of you can solve it, and I doubt that you can, you will get an instant A and, to make it interesting, a kiss on the lips from my smoking hot wife. lmao |
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Dumb idiot (vapid FEMALE probably likes JOCKS holding an alcohol drink): What's your favorite Invader Zim episode? Me (STEM major who follows the teachings of the Prophet Joseph Smith): The logical fallacy inherent in your statement is that you can rank any one Invader Zim episode above another, when the truth is that they're all brilliant examples of a distinctive kind of high-energy surrealist humor that also characterized many popular Flash animations, such as the Animutations series, that defined websites such as Newgrounds and Albinoblacksheep in the early 2000s. Furthermore, as a feminist, or more accurately an equalist, I feel that you are shallow and put too much emphasis on your frame and bust, and would prefer a more natural, or curvy, goddess-style woman in the fashion of the character Mei, from Overwatch. So, to answer your question, I do not have a quote-unquote "favorite" Invader Zim episode. |
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Sep 25, 2016 23:22
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FactsAreUseless posted:Dumb idiot (vapid FEMALE probably likes JOCKS holding an alcohol drink): What's your favorite Invader Zim episode? |
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Sep 25, 2016 23:30
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Sep 25, 2016 23:37
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FactsAreUseless posted:Dumb idiot (vapid FEMALE probably likes JOCKS holding an alcohol drink): What's your favorite Invader Zim episode? |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Dumb idiot (vapid FEMALE probably likes JOCKS holding an alcohol drink): What's your favorite Invader Zim episode? |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Dumb idiot (vapid FEMALE probably likes JOCKS holding an alcohol drink): What's your favorite Invader Zim episode?
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FactsAreUseless posted:Dumb idiot (vapid FEMALE probably likes JOCKS holding an alcohol drink): What's your favorite Invader Zim episode? |
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I probably have a higher IQ than anyone in this thread. Go ahead and ask I know you're curious. |
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Orkin Mang posted:they should update that book. what don't you like about it? Seems like pretty reasonable guidelines, as long as you don't take it as gospel |
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Fredflonston posted:I probably have a higher IQ than anyone in this thread. Go ahead and ask I know you're curious. Uh... ok. I'll ask. Why do you tuck your Tool t-shirt into your jeans? |
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"Dad dad dad!! Can we play catch??" "I'm really sorry son. This is really hard for me, but I...can't play with you. I won't ever be able to play with you... *sniffles* because I'm really, really smart. Right now I have to contemplate a six dimensional hypercube." |
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For me, life is not so easy. I am very intellect. Most people? Not as much. |
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FactsAreUseless posted:For me, life is not so easy. I am very intellect. Most people? Not as much. |
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Few people understand the burdens of genius, to be put upon by the dullards and halfwits as I go about performing my quotidian obligations. Few people know the sufferings of the truly moral being, because to be a truly moral being one must be intelligent. True morality must first acknowledge the capacity for evil, and deny it, or else it is not morality that guides one, but mere fear of authority, like the simple minded authority of the religious is but conditioning. Only I know what riches I have abandoned by my dedication to the morally just life in my decision to forgo finance or engineering in favor or my BA in philosophy, which catered so to the mediocre that I could hardly motivate myself to do better than Cs; Another proof of my intellectual refinement. If only I had someone with whom I could speak about the deeper things in this life, but alas! They are all so absorbed by idle velleities... |
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mysterious frankie posted:teacher: *writing on chalkboard* welcome to day one of the hardest math class this school offers. this equation I'm putting up is believed to be unsolvable; trying to solve it has driven many a mathematician to madness and ruin. if any of you can solve it, and I doubt that you can, you will get an instant A and, to make it interesting, a kiss on the lips from my smoking hot wife. ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ |
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I had a WISC-III done in middle school and the results (which i found only last year) showed a significant VIQ/PIQ discrepency with one in superior range the other average, it's fun to think about and can give you an interesting outside perspective regarding how you function and where your strengths lie...but a high score doesn't equate to having a content and successful life, at all. Despite it's perceived comforts though I'd rather not be retarded, stupid, or even just normal. I like being who am I no matter the good and bad of it. |
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Sep 26, 2016 19:38
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Love is just a chemical reaction in your brain. |
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Sep 26, 2016 23:03
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They had to create a whole new test to measure my intelligence. The only person smart enough to create and administer the test was me. I'm so smart I got 90% of the questions right the first time I took it.
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i'd really like to effect change from within the police force but you know they'd have to turn me away after the IQ tests 
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Sep 27, 2016 01:30
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Being Serpico in 2k16 would be so awesome |
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