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Sep 27, 2016 18:31
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.. the stump? 
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Sep 27, 2016 18:30
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scored 420 on my IQ test 
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Sep 27, 2016 18:31
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me: "am i at 69 yet?" iq test guy:"uh.... yeah, you still have a lot of questions left though" me: *stands up and drops pencil, exits the room while trying to suppress my laughter*
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Sep 27, 2016 18:33
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Luvcow posted:me: "am i at 69 yet?" me: *finishes IQ test, hands it in and waits for scoring* iq test guy: ...u-unbelievable, you scored 160 me: sure sure whatever, but what charater from Disney's recess am I most like |
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Sep 27, 2016 18:36
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it's actually quite good i've found to realize you are dumb and embrace it. you might say i am enlightended by my own ignorance? i have taken a keen interest in car parts ---------------- |
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Sep 27, 2016 18:35
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Einstein couldn't dress himself or tie his shoes and also he jerked off to cartoon horses and guess what, I do all those things too, so maybe shut the gently caress up because I don't give a poo poo if you're engaged to my mom, Jason. |
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Sep 27, 2016 18:36
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:it's actually quite good i've found to realize you are dumb and embrace it. you might say i am enlightended by my own ignorance? as long as you can admit you don't know everything and you're always willing to learn - you're smart in my book 
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Sep 27, 2016 18:39
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Ahundredbux posted:as long as you can admit you don't know everything and you're always willing to learn - you're smart in my book thanks but i don't really like books fyi ---------------- |
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Sep 27, 2016 18:40
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well it's my book and i'm not giving it away so...
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Sep 27, 2016 18:42
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In a perfect world, college admissions would be based on the pure intelligence-ranking metrics of the IQ test (in its free "open-sourced" online incarnation, of course, rather than the overpriced "official" one judged behind closed doors by hacks with agendas) and I would have been awarded the Ivy League admission I deserve. Also, midterm remedial comp-sci exams at the local community college would be based on IQ scores as well rather than on something so situational and subjective as "course material" and I would therefore have taken my rightful place atop the class rankings rather than flunking out after 3/4ths of a semester. Which was of course a travesty of justice; the dean has yet to respond to my strongly-worded letters which I assume means my appeal is ongoing. |
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Sep 27, 2016 18:44
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FactsAreUseless posted:Einstein couldn't dress himself or tie his shoes and also he jerked off to cartoon horses and guess what, I do all those things too, so maybe shut the gently caress up because I don't give a poo poo if you're engaged to my mom, Jason. Einstein also married his first cousin, so I really think my treatment at last year's family reunion was a bit of an overreaction I tried explaining that to Uncle Kevin but like all philistines he was already shouting at the top of his lungs the second he found me in those bushes  You simply can't talk to some people. Troglodytes, really.
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Sep 27, 2016 18:48
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I work in IT. Only intelligent people work in IT, just so you know. In fact, I'm pretty sure I in IT stands for intelligent. |
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Sep 27, 2016 18:49
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Paladinus posted:I work in IT. Only intelligent people work in IT, just so you know. it stands for commitment, audacity and it stands for courage
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Sep 27, 2016 18:53
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Ahundredbux posted:it stands for commitment, audacity and it stands for courage No, it's IT, not CACT. It's like I'm surrounded by imbeciles who can't even read. |
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Sep 27, 2016 18:55
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I dropped out of my computer science degree because they refused to focus the course on the one true art form, video games |
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Sep 27, 2016 18:56
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PEPSI for TV-GAME
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Worldshatter posted:I dropped out of my computer science degree because they refused to focus the course on the one true art form, video games
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Sep 27, 2016 18:56
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Worldshatter posted:I dropped out of my computer science degree because they refused to focus the course on the one true art form, video games
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Sep 27, 2016 18:57
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Worldshatter posted:I dropped out of my computer science degree because they refused to focus the course on the one true art form, video games
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Sep 27, 2016 19:00
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Inferior supplicant: Oh great and powerful IQ savant, if you would pause your anime-appraisal work for but a moment, I have an important request! Me: *hits spacebar to pause VLC; sighs heavily* This is important work, peon. Do not be long. Inferior supplicant: Of course not, your intelligence! *holds up a sheet of paper, in trembling hands* I need your insight into an important problem: I must identify which of these four complex geometrical designs does not conform to the same pattern as the other three, but my mere normal-range IQ simply cannot handle such a complex calcu-- Me: *glances at paper for a fraction of a second before returning to the game of chess I'm playing against an intermediate-level AI* It's the third one. Inferior supplicant: The... the third one? But its pattern appears identical to the others in ev-- Me: *rolls eyes and sighs heavily again as I score another checkmate* Look at the yellow triangle. Inferior supplicant: Yes... yes, of course! According to the correct pattern, that triangle should be green! Thank you so much, your intelligence! This pure, IQ-based caste system would never function without one so gifted as-- Me: That will be all. You may show yourself out, if someone as dimly gifted as yourself can perceive the door. Orihime-chan, another MTN Dew, if you would be so kind. Arigatou. |
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Sep 27, 2016 19:02
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Everyone knows that real intelligence doesn't come with engineering degrees. I know, because I have a knack for spotting those types. Can pick an engineer in a crowd at a glance. See this lot at work every day, and every time there's no mistake when I see one. Unassuming clothes, a laptop bag on his shoulder, serious look, constantly chats with his mates from work. In the rare case he's not all alone by himself that is. Would be a waste not to play a joke on the poor sod. And believe you me, I am a real jokester. Everything goes, there's no limit. I can charge him for an extra coke, if he doesn't pay attention. His fault, really. You do the maths, you boffin. Or I can charge him for large chips instead of medium. Yeah, don't expect me to get into calculating its volume. You're Mr. Engineer PhD here, not me. I don't give a monkeys about your geometries. Or, and it's the best one, when I see one of those idiots, I can just go on a break. Oh, what's that, you thought you could estimate how fast the queue moved based on average service time? Yeah, right, sorry, but you might have missed some important variables in this problem. Better luck next time. |
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Sep 27, 2016 21:02
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They keep asking me to write for wikipedia because of my big rear end intellect and kickass brain. they want me to write all the really hard articles, the hardest ones really. but i turned them down so i can have more time to gently caress
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Sep 27, 2016 21:10
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:They keep asking me to write for wikipedia because of my big rear end intellect and kickass brain. they want me to write all the really hard articles, the hardest ones really. but i turned them down so i can have more time to gently caress Another promising intellect compromised by baser instincts. |
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Sep 27, 2016 21:37
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Well, actually... |
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Sep 28, 2016 00:44
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Yeah, I read for fun. Does that blow your mind? *makes big show of closing Plato's Republic so you see the cover*
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Sep 28, 2016 01:05
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I looked out the window, saw all the young stupid people with their slushy drinks and dog animals, and their ipods, acting happy and carefree. I cried tears of grief and jealousy which splashed onto the open pages of my 'Critique of Pure Reason'. I wished every day I wasn't the smartest intellect of the modern era... |
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Sep 28, 2016 01:26
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Doghouse posted:I looked out the window, saw all the young stupid people with their slushy drinks and dog animals, and their ipods, acting happy and carefree. I cried tears of grief and jealousy which splashed onto the open pages of my 'Critique of Pure Reason'. I wished every day I wasn't the smartest intellect of the modern era... Think you're smart? Hume ust be mistaken |
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Sep 28, 2016 01:29
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Just like Nikola Tesla, I'm misunderstood for being so intelligent, it's a burden I'm willing to shoulder though, because I loving Love Science. |
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Sep 28, 2016 01:28
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alnilam posted:Think you're smart? Hume ust be mistaken Kant believe you got your philosophers mixed up so badly edit: okay, not that badly HighwireAct fucked around with this message at 01:35 on Sep 28, 2016
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Sep 28, 2016 01:33
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the wifey and i were looking through our elementary school report cards and it was pretty consistently clear that i had undiagnosed ADHD idk why no one ever had me tested we also have some school journals i did when i was 6 and 7 and boy i was a WEIRD KID ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ |
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Sep 28, 2016 06:28
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Commie NedFlanders posted:the wifey and i were looking through our elementary school report cards and it was pretty consistently clear that i had undiagnosed ADHD idk why no one ever had me tested Cool but how big is your dick and how often do you jack off? I ask because if it's huge and you jack off a lot, you're depriving your brain of the blood it needs to have ideas. All of the smartest men I know have little wieners that never get touched. |
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Sep 28, 2016 11:53
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| I love smart guys. They turn me on. And that's why I will never gently caress them. - misty mountaintop | |
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Sep 28, 2016 11:54
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Sapiosexual but only if you're hot. |
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Sep 28, 2016 12:49
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I don't know why guys always want to cum on my brain. They must learn it from porn. Gross, misty |
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Sep 28, 2016 12:55
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Ever heard of brainfuck? Yep, that's me. |
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Sep 28, 2016 12:55
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Smart man circa 2008: I don't understand why any man would be as undignified as to cum on someone else, it's a blatant sign of disrespect and othering that acts like a psychosexual barricade between two lovers inherently afraid of intimacy despite ongoing sexual acts.... Oh, me? I would never, I'd much rather cum on a fair maiden's feels, yes yes, a feelcial. |
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Sep 28, 2016 13:00
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my genitalia fell of cause im so smart and emit smartness radiation
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Sep 28, 2016 13:01
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I have a mental penis with which I make love to any lady I like. All within my mighty mind! |
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Sep 28, 2016 14:00
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want to touch my donger? well, why don't we have ourselves a lil debate and you can present you case for why you should touch my donger? and don't even try using any of schopenhauer's 38 stratagems on me, babe, because I will know and will have the manager throw you right the hell out of this Intelligentsia.
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Sep 28, 2016 14:57
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mysterious frankie posted:want to touch my donger? well, why don't we have ourselves a lil debate and you can present you case for why you should touch my donger? and don't even try using any of schopenhauer's 38 stratagems on me, babe, because I will know and will have the manager throw you right the hell out of this Intelligentsia. hey bud, why don't you try touching my curiousity first |
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Sep 28, 2016 16:17
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