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alnilam

Highlights magazine is so pedestrian, and yet it is all they offer in this waiting room at the doctor's office (doctor, from the Latin word for teacher, yes I did learn that on my own). What providence that I suspected as much and brought some more adult reading *opens copy of People*

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alnilam

FactsAreUseless posted:

Dumb idiot (vapid FEMALE probably likes JOCKS holding an alcohol drink): What's your favorite Invader Zim episode?

Me (STEM major who follows the teachings of the Prophet Joseph Smith): The logical fallacy inherent in your statement is that you can rank any one Invader Zim episode above another, when the truth is that they're all brilliant examples of a distinctive kind of high-energy surrealist humor that also characterized many popular Flash animations, such as the Animutations series, that defined websites such as Newgrounds and Albinoblacksheep in the early 2000s. Furthermore, as a feminist, or more accurately an equalist, I feel that you are shallow and put too much emphasis on your frame and bust, and would prefer a more natural, or curvy, goddess-style woman in the fashion of the character Mei, from Overwatch. So, to answer your question, I do not have a quote-unquote "favorite" Invader Zim episode.

alnilam

Doghouse posted:

I looked out the window, saw all the young stupid people with their slushy drinks and dog animals, and their ipods, acting happy and carefree. I cried tears of grief and jealousy which splashed onto the open pages of my 'Critique of Pure Reason'. I wished every day I wasn't the smartest intellect of the modern era...

Think you're smart? Hume ust be mistaken

alnilam

I found a way - Ah Gloria! - to combine my two top interests. That's right, I'm applying to give a Ted Talk about What the Bleep do We Know

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