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Dumbass FREAKING teacher : Uhhhhhh I guess American history really started in 1776 when the President of America declared the war of the states... Me : What about Sartre? :: Bluhhhhh I don't see how that applies-- : What about Camus' theory of nihilist relativity? : Camus didn't, what, I bloo bloo bloo fart faaaart [he was sweating and really fat now] : Have you ever seen What The Bleep Do We Know? Hot geek girl who likes Invader Zim : Wow, you're actually pretty cool. |
# ¿ Sep 25, 2016 12:54 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 13:07 |
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Actually, I try to make more rational decisions. I don't like to be too emotional. I'm generally pretty logical, you know? I just think the world would be better if people actually thought about stuff. Nobody ever really thinks about things. Not like properly. Everyone just makes feelings choices. Do you like Nightwish? |
# ¿ Sep 25, 2016 12:58 |
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A normal person: I enjoy the music of Beyonce, and Taylor Swift as well. Me (smart): I like music that is good, such as music when the guitar goes fast, or music when someone screams. |
# ¿ Sep 25, 2016 13:23 |
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The major problem is that my body is very small, but my head is very large, and so all I can do is drag it along the ground in weak circles. |
# ¿ Sep 25, 2016 14:40 |
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Smart guy: I am Barack Obama. I am the logical president. I like to vote for logical things, such as XKCD comics or the television show Stephen Universe. Dumb guy: I am columnist George F. Will. I like baseball, football, basketball, and just generally being a big dumb jock. I have sex all day, with many different kinds of women. My enemy is the logical president Barack Obama. We are rivals. Smart guy: I will vote for health care. I will vote for overtime reform. I will vote for immigration enforcement changes. I am the logical man. I am Barack Obama. Dumb guy: I am the powerful sex writer George F. Will. I have written about many things: taxes, Texas, ticks, and talking. I love sex. My penis is large, but my brain has a below-average number of folds. Smart guy: I will destroy you with my sword. I will destroy you with my Japanese-style sword from a catalog. I remain Barack Obama, the president of logic. Dumb guy: I also have a sword from a catalog, and mine has a confederate flag dragon on it. And yet, I am still George F. Will, the sex-having word master. Smart guy: Then the heavens will shake. |
# ¿ Sep 25, 2016 17:46 |
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Dumb idiot (vapid FEMALE probably likes JOCKS holding an alcohol drink): What's your favorite Invader Zim episode? Me (STEM major who follows the teachings of the Prophet Joseph Smith): The logical fallacy inherent in your statement is that you can rank any one Invader Zim episode above another, when the truth is that they're all brilliant examples of a distinctive kind of high-energy surrealist humor that also characterized many popular Flash animations, such as the Animutations series, that defined websites such as Newgrounds and Albinoblacksheep in the early 2000s. Furthermore, as a feminist, or more accurately an equalist, I feel that you are shallow and put too much emphasis on your frame and bust, and would prefer a more natural, or curvy, goddess-style woman in the fashion of the character Mei, from Overwatch. So, to answer your question, I do not have a quote-unquote "favorite" Invader Zim episode. |
# ¿ Sep 25, 2016 23:22 |
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For me, life is not so easy. I am very intellect. Most people? Not as much. |
# ¿ Sep 26, 2016 15:19 |
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Who wants the username INTJ STEMpunk? |
# ¿ Sep 27, 2016 02:05 |
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mysterious frankie posted:A POINT BY POINT EXPLANATION OF WHY ALL THE REASONS I WAS FIRED FROM THE GAS STATION ARE BULLSHIT |
# ¿ Sep 27, 2016 14:49 |
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Einstein couldn't dress himself or tie his shoes and also he jerked off to cartoon horses and guess what, I do all those things too, so maybe shut the gently caress up because I don't give a poo poo if you're engaged to my mom, Jason. |
# ¿ Sep 27, 2016 18:36 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 13:07 |
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Sapiosexual but only if you're hot. |
# ¿ Sep 28, 2016 12:49 |