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It sucks, being so smart, I see all the "normie's" enjoying their cat memes and star bucks, I envy them.
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When I was a kid I was reading my mom's Stephen King books while the other kids were reading Nancy Drew, I guess you can say I have kind of a twisted mind.
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Sep 25, 2016 04:04
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Everyone at school plays call of duty and halo, they can't even grasp how complex and nuanced the Warcraft universe is.
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Sep 25, 2016 04:07
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Just gotta find some joy in the little things man, also smoke weed
Drugs are for losers, stoned dummies walk around oblivious of the racism surrounding us, plus my mom told me she'd take my computer if she thought I was on dope.
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Sep 25, 2016 04:08
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Apple sucks.
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Sep 25, 2016 04:10
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Thought about running away last week but I don't know how to make lasagna.
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Sep 25, 2016 04:11
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Had a dream I burned down an urban outfitters last night, woke up covered in cat pee.
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Sep 25, 2016 04:12
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I'm so smart that no one can fathom how smart I am or relate to me. I'm so smart that people can't even really understand what I'm saying, and I even get confused by my thoughts because they are so complex and sophisticated.
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Sep 25, 2016 04:31
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I was on Honor Roll, 1st grade to 7th grade, then I realized that grades and homework were just a meaningless tool invented by the man to try to indoctrinate us.
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Sep 25, 2016 04:32
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Yeah Hitler was evil, but you know who else was evil back then? America.
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Sep 25, 2016 04:34
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teacher: the earthquake had disastrous consequences for San Francisco, due in no small part to the fires sparked from its ruptured gas pipes. some parts of the city were absolutely decimated, and-
me: so only one tenth of those parts were destroyed?
teacher: e-excuse me…?
me: ever take a look at a dictionary, nerd? decimate means “to reduce by one-tenth”
teacher: language isn't a static construct-
me: whatever, old man. give me a ring after you learn some basic english
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me: *flies off on my copy of “elements of style”*
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Sep 25, 2016 06:41
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Dumb idiot (vapid FEMALE probably likes JOCKS holding an alcohol drink): What's your favorite Invader Zim episode?
Me (STEM major who follows the teachings of the Prophet Joseph Smith): The logical fallacy inherent in your statement is that you can rank any one Invader Zim episode above another, when the truth is that they're all brilliant examples of a distinctive kind of high-energy surrealist humor that also characterized many popular Flash animations, such as the Animutations series, that defined websites such as Newgrounds and Albinoblacksheep in the early 2000s. Furthermore, as a feminist, or more accurately an equalist, I feel that you are shallow and put too much emphasis on your frame and bust, and would prefer a more natural, or curvy, goddess-style woman in the fashion of the character Mei, from Overwatch. So, to answer your question, I do not have a quote-unquote "favorite" Invader Zim episode.
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Sep 26, 2016 03:53
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A POINT BY POINT EXPLANATION OF WHY ALL THE REASONS I WAS FIRED FROM THE GAS STATION ARE BULLSHIT
1: let my friend Cody live there at night: Cody and I go way back and so I gotta do the guy a solid (samurai outlaw code of honor, look it up in the school of the autodidacts, i.e. The Internet) and after all those times Cody broke in and stole fifth avenue bars and toilet paper it was pretty obvious that we needed night security. it killed two birds with one stone! but apparently if you don't have a management degree from College Among The Redwoods like Steve you're not qualified to make decisions that can save the company potential millions.
2. shorted out the electrical system while trying to hang Mensa certification: a professional should be able to hang proof of their accreditation in their place of business. duh. even my grandfather has a Worlds Best Grandpa certificate, framed, on the wall of his den. so why can't I? people should know that when I overhear their conversations and give them life advice that it's coming from a well of deep insight, so it's not my fault Steve did not provide a stud finder with the deep scan function I would have needed to detect the wiring in the exact spot I was hammering the nail? I ASKED FOR THIS DEVICE WEEKS IN ADVANCE! also apparently I hung it in front of the sign to that says what year you have to have been born in if you want smokes and booze. whatever man. that's a bullshit law anyways and babies should be allowed to drink.
3. smoked a lot of meth all the time in the bathroom: uh... they were lab chemicals. from a lab. you know, where scientists are from??? it's not called doing drugs; it's called being physically & recreationally addicted to cuttting edge nootropics, look them up and get educated before the next time you act like a mega dick and freak a guy out who is just starting to peak on his brain enhancing ochre powder.
4. beat up my stepdad in the parking lot: ok yeah this one I have to cop to.
in summation, President Obama, this whole thing is bullshit so please call Steve and tell him to give me my job back. thank you and may you be blessed by your own rationality.
respectfully,
Brian Stopka, esq (iq 164, https://www.freetests.org certified)
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Just like Nikola Tesla, I'm misunderstood for being so intelligent, it's a burden I'm willing to shoulder though, because I loving Love Science.
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