mysterious frankie posted:

teacher: *writing on chalkboard* welcome to day one of the hardest math class this school offers. this equation I'm putting up is believed to be unsolvable; trying to solve it has driven many a mathematician to madness and ruin. if any of you can solve it, and I doubt that you can, you will get an instant A and, to make it interesting, a kiss on the lips from my smoking hot wife.
me: *strokes goatee thoughtfully*

LATER, AFTER CLASS EMPTIES OUT

me: *strides to the chalk board, takes a piece of chalk, throws it in the air and catches it masterfully, then begins writing*

THE NEXT DAY

teacher: *walks in, looks at chalkboard, drops coffee, and puts hand to his mouth in shock* my god... that's it... *camera pans to reveal entire john galt speech written after the equal sign*