it sucks, being so intelligent

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > it sucks, being so intelligent

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mysterious frankie posted:

mom: for calling your science teacher "a peabrained mendicant" you're grounded for a week, mister.
me: I simply call it as I see it from my lofty intellectual perch, mother.
mom: well if you were so smart then why didn't you get away with it, huh?
me: well if you're so smart how come you didn't notice that you're talking to a tiger talkboy strapped to a bean bag wearing one of my signature poet shirts?
mom: *makes freaked out face as she realizes she's been owned by the best*
me: *driving away in her minivan, blaring hey man, nice shot*

# ¿ Sep 25, 2016 08:07

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FactsAreUseless posted:

For me, life is not so easy. I am very intellect. Most people? Not as much.

# ¿ Sep 26, 2016 15:44

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