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Worldshatter

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Uggh I can't believe I'm surrounded by all of these idiots, I hate all of them and their normie lifestyles.

Why don't I have any friends?

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Worldshatter

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



No, I don't drink. Didn't you know alcohol is technically a poison. What sort of idiot would willingly dull an intellect as vast as mine.

Worldshatter

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



mom: Why do you think you were suspended from school?

son: Simply because the system must make examples of those who speak the truth in order to keep the bright in fear while they perpetuate their lies towards the dim, I feel no regret for what I did, in years to come the world shall see me as a hero who, against all odds fought to inspire resistance against this oppressive regime.

mom: You told the son of a dead soldier that his father "died to meaninglessly serve the masturbatory power fantasies of a system founded on patriotic indoctrination."

son: Dearest mother, I only spoke that which was true, were you willing to become enlightened I could direct you to the numerous subreddits which I have poured hours of engaging research into, but alas, you do not seek enlightenment, merely a continuation of your moderately content state, just as the system desires it to be.

*son storms out of room sweeping scarf over shoulder*

Worldshatter

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



Having never had a job, mortgage or car I am fully qualified to tell you why unrestricted capitalism is the only way forward

Worldshatter

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



I dropped out of my computer science degree because they refused to focus the course on the one true art form, video games

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