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They had to create a whole new test to measure my intelligence. The only person smart enough to create and administer the test was me. I'm so smart I got 90% of the questions right the first time I took it.
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when I tried to use the smart-house control app on my iphone it ended up controlling me instead
If you're so smart, why are you a house?
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I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson's Neil deGrasse Tyson.
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the wifey and i were looking through our elementary school report cards and it was pretty consistently clear that i had undiagnosed ADHD idk why no one ever had me tested
we also have some school journals i did when i was 6 and 7 and boy i was a WEIRD KID
Cool but how big is your dick and how often do you jack off? I ask because if it's huge and you jack off a lot, you're depriving your brain of the blood it needs to have ideas. All of the smartest men I know have little wieners that never get touched.
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I love smart guys. They turn me on. And that's why I will never gently caress them. - misty mountaintop
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I don't know why guys always want to cum on my brain. They must learn it from porn.
Gross,
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