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mysterious frankie posted:mom: for calling your science teacher "a peabrained mendicant" you're grounded for a week, mister. lol
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2016 08:29 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 00:00 |
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college? a waste of time. at the age of eleven i had already memorized the entirety of microsoft encarta
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2016 08:33 |
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401ks are for morons. my retirement savings are all in bitcoin
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2016 09:05 |
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when you exit the birth canal, that's obviously your first "birth day", and one year later, it goes without saying, you've reached your second birthday. if you apply some elementary inductive reasoning you'll understand why there's no need to tell my parents you saw me smoking those cigarettes
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2016 09:09 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Smart guy: I am Barack Obama. I am the logical president. I like to vote for logical things, such as XKCD comics or the television show Stephen Universe. lmao
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2016 20:01 |