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I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.
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I'm so smart that no one can fathom how smart I am or relate to me. I'm so smart that people can't even really understand what I'm saying, and I even get confused by my thoughts because they are so complex and sophisticated.
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- Doghouse
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I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.
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"Dad dad dad!! Can we play catch??"
"I'm really sorry son. This is really hard for me, but I...can't play with you. I won't ever be able to play with you... *sniffles* because I'm really, really smart. Right now I have to contemplate a six dimensional hypercube."
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Sep 26, 2016 15:19
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- Doghouse
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I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.
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I looked out the window, saw all the young stupid people with their slushy drinks and dog animals, and their ipods, acting happy and carefree. I cried tears of grief and jealousy which splashed onto the open pages of my 'Critique of Pure Reason'. I wished every day I wasn't the smartest intellect of the modern era...
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Sep 28, 2016 01:26
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