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weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Chichevache posted:

Yeah, don't even bother asking the Cardinals.

Son of a, I knew I was forgetting one. Birdgang foul :(

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
The Cardinals are the Lions of Bird Ball.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Chichevache posted:

The Cardinals are the Lions of Bird Ball.

Eh, I feel like that designation has to go to the Falcons. Cardinals have at least been to a Superbowl in recent memory.

Being a Cub fan, I just don't recognize Cardinals during baseball season :colbert:

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Super bowl wins by bird teams

Seahawks 1
Falcons 0
Cardinals 0
Eagles 0
Ravens 2

Super Bowl wins by Cat teams

Lions 0
Bengals 0
Panthers 0
Jaguars 0

Super Bowl wins by everyone else

47

It turns out both cats and birds are poo poo

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Febreeze posted:

Super bowl wins by bird teams

Seahawks 1
Falcons 0
Cardinals 0
Eagles 0
Ravens 2

Super Bowl wins by Cat teams

Lions 0
Bengals 0
Panthers 0
Jaguars 0

Super Bowl wins by everyone else

47

It turns out both cats and birds are poo poo

Yeah but bird teams arm still better than cat teams.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Febreeze posted:

Super bowl wins by bird teams

Seahawks 1
Falcons 0
Cardinals 0
Eagles 0
Ravens 2

Super Bowl wins by Cat teams

Lions 0
Bengals 0
Panthers 0
Jaguars 0

Super Bowl wins by everyone else

47

It turns out both cats and birds are poo poo

Your opinion, Febreeze, is Fee Fi Fo Dumb :argh:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Febreeze posted:

Super bowl wins by bird teams

Seahawks 1
Falcons 0
Cardinals 0
Eagles 0
Ravens 2

Super Bowl wins by Cat teams

Lions 0
Bengals 0
Panthers 0
Jaguars 0

Super Bowl wins by everyone else

47

It turns out both cats and birds are poo poo

Let's see your mascot, loser.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Human teams:

Giants
Bucs
Pats
Raiders
Packers
Vikings
Steelers(?)
Cowboys
The one in DC

I'm probably missing others

E: Chiefs

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

sam bradford lmao posted:

Human teams:

Giants
Bucs
Pats
Raiders
Packers
Vikings
Steelers(?)
Cowboys
The one in DC

I'm probably missing others

I see 4 major cheaters in there.

Also, Niners and (arguably) Titans.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I agree with both of you that Texans aren't human.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I forgot about the Titans, but everyone does

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
I agree. gently caress the Saints.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Super Bowl wins by humanoid teams

Pats 4
Giants 4
Raiders 3
Skins 3
Vikings 0
Packers 4
Saints 1
Cowboys 5
Chiefs 1
Bucs 1
49ers 5

31 total super bowls. 6 more if you add the steelers and titans.

Animal teams not cats or birds

Broncos 3
Rams 1
Dolphins 2
Colts 2
Bills 0
Bears 1
Texans 0

9 total SBs

Others

Jets 1
Chargers 0
Browns 0

lol 1 total SB, still more than cat teams. 6 more if you count steelers.

Cats and Birds
3 SB wins

Basically, Cats, Birds, and non animal teams are all poo poo

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Nobody invited dumb humans to this animal house!

Badfinger
Dec 16, 2004

Timeouts?!

We'll take care of that.

Febreeze posted:

Super Bowl wins by humanoid teams

Pats 4
Giants 4
Raiders 3
Skins 3
Vikings 0
Packers 4
Saints 1
Cowboys 5
Chiefs 1
Bucs 1
49ers 5

31 total super bowls. 6 more if you add the steelers and titans.

Animal teams not cats or birds

Broncos 3
Rams 1
Dolphins 2
Colts 2
Bills 0
Bears 1
Texans 0

9 total SBs

Others

Jets 1
Chargers 0
Browns 0

lol 1 total SB, still more than cat teams. 6 more if you count steelers.

Cats and Birds
3 SB wins

Basically, Cats, Birds, and non animal teams are all poo poo

This is an OBJ-level tantrum because of an inability to deal with the fact that your team isn't a rad fuckin bird.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Shouldn't Browns be a humanoid team :smugdon:

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

sam bradford lmao posted:

Human teams:

Giants
Bucs
Pats
Raiders
Packers
Vikings
Steelers(?)
Cowboys
The one in DC

I'm probably missing others

E: Chiefs

Team Proletariat:
49ers
Cowboys
Steelers
Packers

Team History Channel:
Vikings
Raiders
Buccaneers
Patriots
Chiefs
Redskins

Team Mythos:
Giants
Titans

The Clevelands Browns:
The Cleveland Browns

edit: Cant think of a good category for the Jets, unless there's like a Modern Tech team:
Steelers (thats a stretch)
Chargers (electricity?)
Jets

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

sam bradford lmao posted:

Shouldn't Browns be a humanoid team :smugdon:

That depends on whether or not you support are troops.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Bad Moon posted:

Nobody invited dumb humans to this animal house!

He is asking for the Flying-V...

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow

Shath Hole posted:

Eh, I feel like that designation has to go to the Falcons. Cardinals have at least been to a Superbowl in recent memory.

Being a Cub fan, I just don't recognize Cardinals during baseball season :colbert:

Get out. Bird and cat fans only.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Anaranjado posted:

Get out. Bird and cat fans only.

I'm all bird fan, baby!

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Woah, polydactyl.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Madcosby posted:

Team Proletariat:
49ers
Cowboys
Steelers
Packers

Team History Channel:
Vikings
Raiders
Buccaneers
Patriots
Chiefs
Redskins

Team Mythos:
Giants
Titans

The Clevelands Browns:
The Cleveland Browns

edit: Cant think of a good category for the Jets, unless there's like a Modern Tech team:
Steelers (thats a stretch)
Chargers (electricity?)
Jets

Browns are mythos. Their mascot is Brownie the elf.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Wait are we really calling Titans and Giants human?

e: Oh humanoid. Vaguely human shaped

There are only two horse teams and they have more rings than all the bird teams combined

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Intruder posted:

Wait are we really calling Titans and Giants human?

This thread is for cat and bird teams, human, mythos and every other team can gently caress right off!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Chichevache posted:

That depends on whether or not you support are troops.

Paul Brown was white though :colbert:

Also the Texans aren't a human team because they're a bull team

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Intruder posted:

There are only two horse teams and they have more rings than all the bird teams combined
:feelsgood:

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


How's a horse gonna wear a ring, anyway?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Unless I'm remembering wrong somewhere, the bird teams have the same Superbowl record as the Bronco: 3-5

e: ah poo poo shorted the Seahawks one loss, 3-6

Seahawks 1-2
Falcons 0-1
Eagles 0-2
Ravens 2-0
Cardinals 0-1

NattyBo
Sep 20, 2004

Football Team.
Chargers and Colts should be in the equine division

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
The Ravens are the only bird team with a winning record in the Superbowl so they're the only non garbage bird team

There are no non garbage horse teams or cat teams

Cattle teams (I'm lumping the Bills and Texans together here) are the worst ever

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

which teams belong to the 'jacking my dick' taxonomical classification

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow

Cavauro posted:

which teams belong to the 'jacking my dick' taxonomical classification

Bucs and Steelers.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow

Shath Hole posted:

I'm all bird fan, baby!

Shath Hole posted:

Being a Cub fan,

:colbert:

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

We are posting in The FOOTBALL Funhouse though, baseball affiliations shouldn't matter :shobon:

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Titans and Saints should be in some kind of divinity category or something.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Intruder posted:

The Ravens are the only bird team with a winning record in the Superbowl so they're the only non garbage bird team

it's not the only bird team with a winning record, it's the only team with a perfect record

:agesilaus:

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow

FIRST TIME posted:

Titans and Saints should be in some kind of divinity category or something.

South Division Purgatory

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
postin' one-year-old african grey



birds own

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Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
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