Cat Teams VS Bird Teams

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Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

NotWearingPants posted:

more cute cat pictures!

Nice of you to bring back pictures from the 2016 NFCCG, Mr. Time Wizard.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:30

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Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

Poonerman posted:

postin' one-year-old african grey

birds own

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:34

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Bird gang, bitch

# ? Sep 27, 2016 04:43

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

have a shot of my personal cat, who lives with me

# ? Sep 27, 2016 09:11

A.o.D.: Jan 15, 2006

Some of us don't have to GIS "cat photos". We can make our own.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 11:08

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

just took this pic. look at my little babies taking a ' "cat" nap '

# ? Sep 27, 2016 12:05

A.o.D.: Jan 15, 2006

Cavauro posted:

just took this pic. look at my little babies taking a ' "cat" nap '

10/10 would pet those kitties.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 12:08

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Great thread or best thread?

Ravens and Bengals are tied at 20-20 all time head to head record. I almost want to split the season to keep it going but then I remember...gently caress dem cats.

Poonerman posted:

postin' one-year-old african grey

birds own

1 year-old? Welcome to the rest of your life, friend.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 15:29

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

did you know that Twitter has become internationally identifiable by its signature bird logo[1], which is, indeed, not a cat logo? makes u think

# ? Sep 27, 2016 19:41

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Mystic Stylez posted:

did you know that Twitter has become internationally identifiable by its signature bird logo[1], which is, indeed, not a cat logo? makes u think

Plus tweety bird is like undefeated against Sylvester.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 19:53

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

bird teams are rad

except the falcons

gently caress the falcons

# ? Sep 27, 2016 20:06

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Cat teams are better than Dog teams because cats are better than dogs.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 20:09

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Kirios posted:

Cat teams are better than Dog teams because cats are better than dogs.

Look at this loving stupid and wrong opinion

Sour Diesel posted:

bird teams are rad

except the falcons

gently caress the falcons

This one is even worse!

# ? Sep 27, 2016 20:11

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Panthers btich

# ? Sep 27, 2016 20:35

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

# ? Sep 27, 2016 20:36

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

weird Asian candy posted:

Look at this loving stupid and wrong opinion

There's one dog team in the NFL and it is literally poo poo.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 20:40

Chieves: Sep 20, 2010

Cavauro posted:

just took this pic. look at my little babies taking a ' "cat" nap '

Wow I like your kitties. These pictures that you took yourself of these cats are some 10/10 good poo poo 👌

# ? Sep 27, 2016 20:52

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Chichevache posted:

There's one dog team in the NFL and it is literally poo poo.

I was referring to "cats are better than dogs" man!

# ? Sep 27, 2016 20:51

sexy tiger boobs: Aug 23, 2002; Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Disappointed that nobody has posted Bird Up! yet...

BIRD UP!

# ? Sep 27, 2016 20:54

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Senordingdong posted:

Disappointed that nobody has posted Bird Up! yet...

BIRD UP!

weird Asian candy posted:

Bird gang, bitch

# ? Sep 27, 2016 20:56

Ghost Dog: Aug 17, 2016

gently caress all the other bird teams they suck a lot

# ? Sep 27, 2016 21:12

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Ghost Dog posted:

gently caress all the other bird teams they suck a lot

Ray Lewis has a higher kill count than the Cat teams, but Carolina has cold-blooded on lock.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 21:23

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

imo in all this championship talk we should include pre-super bowl championships. not those teams' fault the afl didn't exist in the 40s.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 21:31

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

weird Asian candy posted:

I was referring to "cats are better than dogs" man!

Sorry that your opinion is literally wrong.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 21:53

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Kirios posted:

Sorry that your opinion is literally wrong.

Sorry that your animal of choice would literally prefer to lick their own rear end in a top hat rather than show you any kind of affection or even be seen with you :colbert:

# ? Sep 27, 2016 22:31

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

I had a mouse trapped in my drained pool yesterday.

I put one of my cats in there, and I watched him rip that mouse from limb to limb and tossed him around the pool, as the mouse bled out.

It was the most metal and awesome thing my cat has ever done. A dog cannot compare with that.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 22:47

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

weird Asian candy posted:

Sorry that your animal of choice would literally prefer to lick their own rear end in a top hat rather than show you any kind of affection or even be seen with you

Uhhhhh my cats are hella affectionate and I am literally shoving one away as I type this because he keeps nuzzling my face. Raise your cats right.

poo poo. Go Bird Teams!

# ? Sep 27, 2016 22:49

King Hong Kong: Nov 6, 2009; For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

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# ? Sep 27, 2016 23:48

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

I cant tell if the Texans should be people or animals considering the logo

but they haven't won poo poo so it doesn't matter either way

# ? Sep 27, 2016 23:57

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Frog Princess posted:

Disappointed that nobody has posted Bird Up! yet...

BIRD UP!

It's the worst show on television!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pRJsia5_A8

# ? Sep 28, 2016 01:26

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

King Hong Kong posted:

Washington

lol

# ? Sep 28, 2016 01:39

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Sour Diesel posted:

bird teams are rad

except the falcons

gently caress the falcons

Ghost Dog posted:

gently caress all the other bird teams they suck a lot

Some shameful birds. Save that bird on bird crime for week 15.

# ? Sep 28, 2016 02:20

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

Kirios posted:

I had a mouse trapped in my drained pool yesterday.

I put one of my cats in there, and I watched him rip that mouse from limb to limb and tossed him around the pool, as the mouse bled out.

It was the most metal and awesome thing my cat has ever done. A dog cannot compare with that.

yeah a goddamn pitbull or a rotweiller definitely can't do that

# ? Sep 28, 2016 02:21

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

I mean, how is Miami not a favorite here?! Dolphins are fun to watch and have the mental power of a handicapped toddler much like the team itself

# ? Sep 28, 2016 02:37

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Amy Pole Her posted:

I mean, how is Miami not a favorite here?! Dolphins are fun to watch and have the mental power of a handicapped toddler much like the team itself

They're rapists. :colbert:

# ? Sep 28, 2016 02:41

A.o.D.: Jan 15, 2006

FIRST TIME posted:

They're rapists.

Which means that Jameis Winston should have gone to Miami and not Tampa Bay.

Furthermore, it is my opinion that Sean Payton must be fired.

# ? Sep 28, 2016 02:43

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

A.o.D. posted:

Furthermore, it is my opinion that Sean Payton must be fired.

They're gonna replace him with Josh McDaniels

# ? Sep 28, 2016 02:53

Ghost Dog: Aug 17, 2016

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Some shameful birds. Save that bird on bird crime for week 15.

please dont defend the falcons. or post

# ? Sep 28, 2016 03:49

sexy tiger boobs: Aug 23, 2002; Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Kirios posted:

I had a mouse trapped in my drained pool yesterday.

I put one of my cats in there, and I watched him rip that mouse from limb to limb and tossed him around the pool, as the mouse bled out.

It was the most metal and awesome thing my cat has ever done. A dog cannot compare with that.

Check out the "sport" of ratting and get back to me on that one.

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its all nice on rice: Nov 12, 2006; Sweet, Salty Goodness.; Buglord

My cat is stupid and can't even figure out how to kill a spider or mosquito. Birds can use tools and talk.

# ? Sep 28, 2016 04:49

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